Croissant Hunting

“Shhhhhh...Be vewy vewy qwuiet! I'm hunting qwoissants..heheheheheheheh”

“which species? wound ones or cwescent shaped...the wound ones are vewy ware but I found some.”

“Chockwate! hehehehehehe”

“I wuv choca-wit qwa-son(silent "n")!”

“They got that kinda gore-may stuff in Jaw Juh?”

“New W-S just opened at the mall ----”

“Huh?

Are you mall-hikin'.......................these days?

Ha ha ha ha !!”

“Be very careful, the crescent is the symbol of Islam.
Crescent shaped croissants are an Al Quaeda plot to cause heart attacks.
They taste so good but are made with loads of butter, clogging the arteries.”

“Sorry, but I thought the season just ended.”

“Croissant? We call 'em Gipfli here.”

“Butter is good................as long as one is not a couch potato.”

“Are the WS ones good? I've been wanting to give them to Jon as a gift. He and his brother took a trip to France a year ago. They tell a story about how the croissants were so good, when one fell on the floor, they picked it up and ate it anyway. I've been wanting to recreate that yummy deliciousness for him.”

“http://www.feelgoodbakery.com/home.html

I had flashbacks to being in Paris after eating one of their chocolate ones last week.

Oh.

My.

Gawd!”

“Croissants rock!

Ruby, up here it's called the 5 second rule - if it's on the floor for less than 5 seconds it's still good to eat. When something drops everyone starts counting out loud.

It is the symbol of Islam and that is why the bakers of Vienna won the right to bake in this shape after the Turks had been stopped outside the gates (it was the same series of wars that Dracula was involved in).”

“(it was the same series of wars that Dracula was involved in).”


Good ole Vlad... I miss him.”

“Did Vlad drink Impale Ale?”

“That was beyond the pale.”

“He refused to punt the pail.”

“Croissant? WTF? Here in the south, we just stick to biscuits.”

“Nobody's stopping you ---”