Can someone help me?

“First off, I would like to say that this post has been thoroughly reviewed by a panel of professionals that completely don't give a damn and has been declared to be completely non-provactive. Now, on to the topic.

Yesterday I suffered a severe retinal burn, similar to what a welder might experience when performing his craft without goggles or what MarkO suffered back in the 60's when looking full on at the sun when on one of his "trips". On the 13th of December an unnamed TT person stated that he was wearing Ens' momma's underwear. Although I do not know what this person looks like and, honestly, do not know what type of underwear the lady in question wears, I cannot shake this image from my poor suffering mind. Today I went to my optometrist and after a thorough examination he determined that I had suffered a form of retinal psychic shock and that the problem was not physiologic in nature. He prescribed returning to the scene of the crime and seeing if my compatriots might post pictures that would replace that which appears seared into my brain. Can anyone post a picture for a brutha? Does the spirit of Bearmagnet live on in this my hour of need? Help, for crying out loud!”

“I cannot shake this image from my poor suffering mind. !”
Nimblefoot
3:43:51 PM
12/14/07

Yeah, but I bet you are shaking something else while you see it.”

“It was "soiled" underwear.”

“Dude, the atonement thread. Duh.”

“I mentioned the atonement thread and he suggested that it was inadequate to meet the needs of this retinal/psychic trauma.

Soiled? OMG, it's getting worse.”

“sorry nimble. This is your usual right? Your old school, right?

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“Dude, you know I'll help ya out - not like these jackasses, report to the atonement thread.”

“why on earth is the atonement thread fuego?”

“he said the atonement thread wasn't what he needed. So I offered him the alternative.

Maybe some eye movement exercises is what he needs ...

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“Hot Damn! It's a miracle, I'm cured.”

“Welll...as long as you never ever ever imagine Walking in on Phyllis Diller in a thong”

“I think those things are legal weapons in 32 states.”