A holiday tune for Nigal

“Nigal got molested by a black bear
Crawling back to his tent in the gorge.
You can say there's no such thing as gorge bears
But as for me and U.P. we believe.

He'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his can of bear spray
So he stumbled from the fire into the snow.
When I found him the next morning
At the scene of the attack.
There were claw marks on his forehead
And crudely draw-n bltch tlts on his back.

Nigal got molested by a black bear
Crawling back to his tent in the gorge.
You can say there's no such thing as gorge bears
But as for me and U.P. we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Nigal
He's been taking this so well.
He's at the lodge a-watchin' porno
Drinking scotch, and eating Cheeto's by himself.
It's not mobfest with out Nigal
All the newbies have relaxed!

And we just can't held but wonder:
Should we dibbie out his pack or ship it back?

SHIP IT BACK!

Nigal got molested by a black bear
Crawling back to his tent in the gorge.
You can say there's no such thing as gorge bears
But as for me and U.P. we believe.

Now the ramen's in the Jetboil
And the Newton's made of fig. Aaaah!
And the brown streaked, silver tent poles
That the bear used to make Nigal's eye's so big!
I've warned all my fellow hikers
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never sell a permit
Without warnings a-bout bear rape on the trails.

Nigal got molested by a black bear
Crawling back to his tent in the gorge.
You can say there's no such thing as gorge bears
But as for me and U.P. we believe.


(Sorry bro but it just hit me the other day and I couldn't help but post it. LOL!)”

“LMAO!”

“two and a half hours and I only get one "LOL"? Come on Y'all this is better than that! Maybe you couldn't figure out that it is sung to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer".”

“LOL! Now that was funny! My butt's doing much better now. I went all day yesterday with no bleeding.”

“LMAO..that is some funny #&%!$...no wonder he didn't wanna spoon with me!”

“That's so wrong and yet so funny.”

“nice one.”

“Thanks for being a good sport Nigal. I don't usually come up with songs about people (a bit odd realy)but this one just hit me, and the lyrics converted so easily that I couldn't help posting it. LOL!”

“No problem Cockgobbler! LOL!”

“phuk you dude. It was smoked sausage and it tasted great all the way down! LOL!”

“OMG....TOOOOOO FUNNY!! This will go down in history!”

“You should have seen us at the Mini Mobfest Hike SC. It was constant ball busting. I haven't had a weekend of pure male jocularity like that in years. LOL!”

“And my sorry ass missed it 8(”