People provoking kleetn, unprovoked toda y.

“I am compiling a list. Please provoke me*.










*Provoking my squirrel does not count.”

“Poke, poke, poke, provoke!

And you deserve it, BuddyBoy!”

“I think your squirrel has gone celebrity.

Squirrel”

“As of 1:27 PM PDT, Ruby and Pathman have provoked me.

But, dooooood, that is one sharp sweater!”

“Well since you posted on my thread I thought I would come over and post on yours.
There ya go buddy.”

“As of 1:35 PM PDT, Ruby, Pathman and meangreen have provoked me.





Get a life, you dorks!”

“Well, I don't know about pathman, but Ruby and I don't have shlt to do since we are in the process of getting our asses snowed in!”

“Taking a break from your and Phaedrus' afternoon delight?”

“that's not a squirrel, that's a hamster and it reeks of edleberries.”

“I think it stole that sweater from Bill Cosby's squirrel.”

“Meangreen, come on over to my place. We can drink my Makers Mark and Basil Hayden while we watch the snow fall.”

“That sounds like a WONDERFULL idea Ruby! Um, I think that went on the wrong thread though... Oh well. I'm on my way!!!!!”

“

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed....”

“Makers Mark?

I'm a-comin' too!

Is it wrong to drink with those who have provoked you?”

“YES! yes, it is very wrong and you should stay home, and not abuse you liver so. It's not good anyway trust me you wouldn't like it.”

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“ENS is provoking the SH1T outta me!”

“Okay, okay, okay, Kleetn. You can come over, too. But you have to bring origami and chips. And a squirrel or two. And be prepared to entertain us all. You gotta work for your booze tonight.”

“Should I contact Sarge for your address?



Oy.......not that funny.”

“You know, you're gonna land on his scary list if you keep that up. ;)”

“I've poured the first round. If someone doesn't show up here soon, I'm gonna have to drink theirs.”

“Save it for me dear. I'm off work in an hour and a half, then I'll be north bound and down. ;-)”

“oh, I'll prolly need some directions though.”

“Go straight up 65. I'm the house on the right near Lake Michigan. You can't miss it. I'll leave a light on.”

“LMAO at Pathman...that sqwurl in the sweater is the funniest!”

“Go straight up 65. I'm the house on the right near Lake Michigan. You can't miss it. I'll leave a light on.”
Ruby
4:34:51 PM
12/15/07

I'll be damn. I thought I neded to go up 69 then cut over... Huh, I guess that will work too.”

“Did you get the Makers Mark like I posted on your MySpace page?”

“who?”

“Sorry, that was directed at Ruuuuuuuubeeeeeeeee.

Don't YOU provoke me now!”

“I didn't get it Kleetn. You better send me another bottle just for good measure.”

“Oh my, Kleetn! What a big, um, bottle you have! I'm not sure I can handle all of it.”

“so you're whoring yourself out on myspace......pfftttttt....you ho-man YOU!

ohhhh Ruuuuuubbbbeeeee”

“Hey who the hell did you use to be GnM?”

“same person I am now...Carlette”

“Stop shoving, there's enough for everyone.
”

“gottcha. I like this handle better, I was just beginning to think you were someone I knew that's all.”

“Damn you Carlette! Why'd you go and change your name? Halloween is over!”

“tonight...even THAT much wouldn't be enough. blluggggaaahahahahahh”

“kleetn, there is a god and he hates my liver! Not get the hell out of the way! It's my turn!!!”

“Kleetn has messy hair and needs a shave!

Am I on the list now?”

“That guy looks just about ready for my stew pot! Yuuuummmm, yuuuummmm!”

“Kleetn....


YOUR FACE! OMG LOOK AT YOUR FACE!”

“Granted, my best side is to the pavement.”

“aaaaanold of dez squirelz kingdum
”

“That tree rat gots a verry perty swedder like mine. To bad it will get teeht holes on it and tree rat blud when I get him a BIG BITE!

BOL!


O! That is a verry skeery tree rat bare with mussels! I am verry skeerd... NO!”

“That squirrel looks like he has burrs stuck all over him.”

“Phaedrus, you're permanently on the list.”