People provoking kleetn, unprovoked toda y.

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why do I get the feelin this little guy isn't just sleepin it off?”

“Must....pro voke....Klee...

Arrghh!”

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        That friggin' rat stole my beer!

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“My existence provokes kleety.”

“I'll say it if no one else will. Yumbilicious!”

“Bite me, snackboy!”

“Kleetn, have you ever considered that your liberal views are holding you back from becoming closer to Jesus?

You make baby Jesus sad.”

“got any more pics, tiny? LMAO!”

“This is what happens when you provoke the skwerl...
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“h”

“You'll stop me from provoking Kleent when you pry this thread out of my cold, dead hands.”

“Kleentn eats Squirrel Nut Zippers.”

“It's kleentnt to you, dipwad.”

“Kleen TNT ??”

“Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi”

“Has Lyra sent your Xmas ornament yet?

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“Trail Talk - terms of participation

Posts of the following nature are not acceptable in Trail Talk:
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* Many posts of the same message within a short period of time

Ban Nigal!”

“If banning Nigal provokes the satanic unprovoked, (of course not provoked today), I think it is the only way to support the troops.”

“Bumping to raise this thread above Sarge's self-attention thread.”

“ive got your back toe!”

“Maybe if we make this thread fuego, you people will go away and stop provoking me.
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“Hey, you TT slackers, if we can't get four pages of provocation, we aren't trying hard enough. Now, drop and give me fifty!
Let's put it in basic terms so that you low IQ backpackers can understand it. Kleetn is bad. Provocation is good.”

“haiku THIS! --> (_*_)”

“Squirrel A-nous.”

“Yer right - not trying hard enough!

Squirrels should live in trees
They should not drink alcohol
Store nuts for winter”

“Bag night pretender
Kicked out of the Boy Scouts
Try the Brownies, Kleent”

“On my mountain trips
squirrels were easy to provoke.
I'd sleep past sunrise.”

“Dang! Still only 3 pages.”

“The Kleetn refrain
Hike cool, my brother, hike cool
Then he laughs out loud”

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Ah.... Mr. Wayne Brady guest stars on Dave Chapelle's how --- what a trip!



And Now ---- a Little Flashback for your Viewing Pleasure:



Kleent circa 1982”

“Kleety circa nineteen eighty two

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“He's wearing slippers”

“We had those kind of moccasin slippers for my kids when they were little.

I can't remember the name.
They are a wool sock with leather bottom.

Ha ha, no gray hair....................yet!”

“he's wearing slippers
five days, no provocation
no gifts for skwerl?

nineteen eighty two
kewl slippers and no gray hair
man, those were the days”

“you are one sicko...LMAO...where in the name of jeebus did you get those pics?”

“You mean you didn't click the link I posted?”

“I just now did...I didn't notice it the first time!!! ROFLMAO...for real! THAT is the best comment I've ever gotten..even from you....you have outdone yourself!!! LOl big time!”

“I actually went to the website to buy one of these:



The photos were just a bonus.”

“is your manhole safe now?”