Most Awesome Cat on TT

“Meow!

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“Gettin' up there in age, huh Mr. Hyde? My cats only left my bed to go sleep in a sunbeam today. It's still in the 30's outside here.”

“Anybody see the "glow in the dark" cats from South Korea?”

“I know a certain kitty who is the coolest, most awesomest in the world, let alone TT.

She posts on TT all the time..”

“Yeah, my daughter was a little freaked by the fluorescing cats.”

“My cat has a mowhawk. He's licked the fur off his sides, arse, and legs. Been like that since we brought the baby home.”

“How many cats does one have to feed in order to be a Cat Lady/Gentleman?”

“I would say at least 5+ cats”

“Ah ah ah! Look at them feenger nales! Do you theenk I am verry skeerd? Ah! What never!

BOL!

Any ways I gess you are perty hamsom bwt.”

“Makes ya kinda hungry, huh Sarabelle?”

“Yup, he's the most awesome cat. Infact, I ordered a stripper for him:



This one has no problem beating up anything bigger then her!
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“Hobbs' favorite water bowl

Hobbs is obviously the most awesome cat on TT”

“my cat has class.....she only drinks with her paws!”

“Meow!

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“That is an extremely large cat compared to my Hobbs.”

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course this was three years and 10 lbs ago....shes a monster now.”

“My cat Sugar at least wins most laid back.

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“Nigal, no way my cat can win that prize, shes as hyper as mike!”

“Mr. Hyde had some diarrhea last night.


Just in case anyone was wondering....”

“What, no pics?

I need a kitty, bad!!”

“No more tacos for Mr. Hyde.”

“Lyra, we have a pretty older white kitty that someone moved out and left behind, its been living under our outside stairs. We give it food and water. Very friendly but our cat tears up any cat that tries to come in the house so she has to stay out side. If you want, I'll toss it in a box and mail it to you!”

“Well that's very thoughtful of you, Spirit...I'm sure the cat would enjoy that greatly! :-D We're going to wait until I'm not preggers anymore, and then get one or two from the shelter. Yay kitties!”

“HA! I KNEW you were preggers!!!”

“Yeah, according to you, I've been preggers for several years now!”

“yeah...isnt it about time you popped that baby out??”

“mrhyde is totally punkrock”

“Dork!!”

“Cats....the other,other, other white meat (LOL)”

“mmmmmm...I am sure YOU are the other white meat....come here, you...grrrr...hope you're not to skinny or tough. Might have to hang you for a couple of days though, to soften up your old, leathery chops...”

“ummm, ok euro.
that was a little graphic...
and weird.”

“LOL...my parents are CAT people....they so far have gotten the cats that have adopted them....(LOL) and most were pretty cool cats. In fact my favorite was Kit who we had growing up. He was black except for a white "shield" on his chest.

LOL the next door neighbor was a Jerk....and he bought Irish Terriers who specifically attacked cats. He thought it was cute to let the dog out.

LOL....well there was a section of the neighborhood that the dog ignored...our yard. Then one day that dog decided to try its luck on Kit.

So Kit decided to declare war. Starting the next morning and going for about a month, Kit would climb on the roof of the DOG's house and wait for him to come out. LOL...He would land on the dog's back about Neck location and Latch on like a bullrider (LOL).

After about a month we would get up early to watch the Dog come out. First his nose would poke out....then he would slowly stick his head out and look all over for "kit". Then he would come out of the house at Warp 9 preemptivly biting over his shoulder...(LOL)>

But he NEVER wandered near our yard after that....and his cat killing operations dropped to nil.

I on the other hand am a Dog person....”

“Euro,
I am falling hopelessly in love with you. You are the shi-zizzle mi-nizzle!”

“...huh?!...what??
I need a translator here. Can somebody please translate into english what gojo just said? What did he call me?!?”

“...shi-zizzle mi-nizzle....?

Which language is it? Appalachian? Mohawk, maybe?...”

“According to urbandictionary.com 'fo' shizzle my nizzle' means
"Originated in medival England in the 17th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the orignal shorthand denotation of "Alas! An advasary has come upon us! To the catupults!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my pen1s.""
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"I am not bad. I am just drawn that way."”

“Translation...? Okay let me set the disgronifire to GAWGA...

Dearest Euro, your comments related to feline support are such that I get great longings in my loins for ever if we may meet. Your opinions spark such a enjoyment in me....

Or something like that...now remember this IS Georgia where the Movie "DELIVERANCE" is considered a Tender Love Story.”

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I forgot about this one.....

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