Devil Bypasses Death and Brings Hell to Cheney

“Dick Cheney got a preview of his hopefully immediate future when a fire broke out in his offices near the White House. Cheney, unaware of the Devil's preview, thought it was just his employees carrying out his standing orders to "destroy America, and everything in it." Although Cheney wanted to put the fire out by piling non-white, non-male persons who's cumulative wealth was less than $100,000,000 on the fire, union firefighters acted swiftly and doused the flames with water and hard work prior to the VP's wishes being known.

Damages were estimated at around $2 million, but Cheney acted swiftly and submitted a no-bid contract to Halliburton for 17.3 trillion to repair the structure within 15 minutes of the beginning of the fire.

Sources state that the fire was started by President George W. Bush playing with matches, at the behest of the Devil.
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“A malfunctoning timer set off late the hidden Rose Law Firm records that were subpoenaed.”

“You two should be fired for that kinda talk.”

“You know this should be fuego.”

“Who cares, it's funny.

(waves at Stovey)
>8^b”

“So much for preserving all records relating to the torture tapes......”

“Forum "rules" do not apply to insane nutcases and fools, Sarge.”

“LOL..BB is just dealing with life in his own little fantasy world....”

“The Rose Law Firm Records were hidden to keep Hillary out of prison.

The tapes of the interrogation of al Qaeda terrorists who divulged many on going plots to commit mass murder against innocent Americans inside the United States were destroyed to protect the identity of CIA agents.

I can tell the difference. Can you?


Why are the liberals so concerned about protecting the undercover status of government employee Valerie Plame who was married to a former U.S. Ambassador, but don't care about protecting the identity of clandestine CIA agents who work undercover overseas?
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“LOL..BB is just dealing with life in his own little fantasy world...

I didn't even really read it. Just a few key words stuck out ... Cheney .... Haliburton .... devil ... that was enough for me.”

“Well there ya go - gardarn Union saving a bunch'a ni**ers again!







Touche', eh?”

“Prolly detroying a few files and some VHS tapes from Dick's personal collection.”

“Some know way more than they'd like about the Truth and Dick.”

“Spontaneous combustion of all the skeletons in the upstairs closet.”

“Wow. � Gojo channelling Stevehiker.





And thanks for the river of blood.”

“sarge is now monitoring posts that should be fuego? That's ironic.”

“Making personal remarks, unprovoked, huh Rev?

Did I begin a political related or religious thread in something other than fuego?

No?

Then mind your own business, stalker.”

“what personal remark..?

you need a better discernment system.

Oh and check the provoking thread... that should give you a real thrill”

“sarge is now monitoring posts that should be fuego? That's ironic.”
ramblinrev
7:48:37 PM
12/19/07

That is undoubtedly the "personal remork". however.... the Character of Sarge is not impuned in the least. "That's" is not a personal pronoun and therefore can not be attributed to meaning sarge. It's that simple.”

“what personal remark..?

you need a better discernment system.

6.5 minutes later ...

That is undoubtedly the "personal remork".



ramblinrev picks his butt and tastes his poo. That's gross.

("That" can't be attributed to meaning you rev.)”

“you are correct That's is not attributed to me. However your description of the action is by definition gross and certainly belongs in fuego. So you lose the moral high ground. Monitoring the posts that should be feugo is a neutral description. So you lose again. Gee that's twice in a very short period of time. You are slipping...”

“However your description of the action is by definition gross and certainly belongs in fuego. So you lose the moral high ground.

Hey! Fuego is now the "gross" category?

Really? Where did you learn that?”

“Back to meaningful discussion. It will be interesting to see what materials suffered smke and water damage. My first thought was that it was very convenient.”

“It will be interesting to see what materials suffered smke and water damage.

That is disgusting!!

Shouldn't this be fuego?”

““Who cares, it's funny.

(waves at Stovey)
>8^b”
MarkO
4:04:38 PM
12/19/07

Its a shame your insurance doesn't cover funny bone replacement surgery because your's is obviously malfunctioning.”

“Sarge, it seems to me that the "Sign up if you're a Christian" thread (or words to that effect) wasn't fuego, though it seemed obvious from the outset that it should have been. Correct me if I'm wrong.”

“What's funny is the paranoia level of tiltypoo. LOL”

““Sarge, it seems to me that the "Sign up if you're a Christian" thread (or words to that effect) wasn't fuego, though it seemed obvious from the outset that it should have been. Correct me if I'm wrong.” - Nimblefoot

Yeah, I believe that's incorrect. That wasn't started as a Christian discussion thread. It was a thread to use for scheduling meet-ups with fellow Christians. I believe fuego refers to the discussion of topics.”

“The first thing that came to mind was it was a coverup. I see others think the same thing.”

“Tin Foil Hat crowd comes out.
LOL
Bush took down the World Trade Center too.....”

“Bush took down the World Trade Center too.....”
StoveStomper
10:06:08 PM
12/19/07

not all by himself....”

“ss, they might not get the sarcasm there”

“lol- like I said”

“He tries to walk like King Kong-I'm sure pretty girls could be seen through the windows.”

“

"Hail Satan! Hail Satan!"”

“In an interview with the gay magazine The Advocate, Hillary Clinton says the rumors about her being a lesbian are not true and she says she's never had sex with a woman, no matter how many times Bill has begged her to.


The 2008 presidential election should have an interesting matchup, Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani. On one hand, do you vote for a pushy New Yorker with a history marital problems. Or, do you vote on the other hand for a pushy New Yorker with a history marital problems?”

“Do you think the #&%!$ is gonna lie to her by saying yes like she did when the kid asked if Santa was real?”

“Your Honor, please direct the witness to address the issue at hand. � (Hillary already has Plenty of threads, if you need to be told)

Is Dick the Devil Himself or is he simply possessed?”

“LOL...Tilty is having a hard time right now...Three of the most corrupt and incompetent elected officials to ever screw up Augusta's Chance at growth are GONE. He is having a hard time dealing with the fact that even here liberalisim is dying.”

“Chavez was incorrect when he said he smelled sulfur after Bush left the podium at the UN.

Bush isn't the Devil ---- He's more like "Little Nikky".”

“LOL.....Oh Tilty you are good. You and sweetcheeks must be close buds HUH?”

“Three of the most corrupt and incompetent elected officials to ever screw up Augusta's Chance at growth are GONE - XL

What's this? I take it democrat politicians that Tilt idolized were actually crooks?”

“You guys are going to give each other a disease.”

“Bush took down the World Trade Center too

*sigh*

”

“3895”

“Look at tilt gloat over our soldiers' deaths. Every soldier killed makes him stronger.

what a SCUMBAG!”

“You guys are going to give each other a disease.�
Tilt
8:39:22 AM
12/20/07

yeah, wear some rubbers for pete's sake! You can get them at Planned Parenthood if you can't afford any. :)”

“Mutt we had a black "reverend" who was as and is AS RACIST as anything Robert Sheets Byrd ever could have been. He has limited out and with him leaving there is a GOOD chance a number of companies who avoided the city may reconsider relocating here.

The other was a white POS who hilariously is leaving the council and going to SC...(LOL). This guy was the punk for the Reverend.

The third was just a walk on type, really he only joined groups to cause problems. They were part of a corrupt group who saw RACISIM (WHITE RACISIM) everytime a black person (even a blitheringly incomptent one) was terminated. Heck many of the black citizens are actually rejoicing that they are gone.”