People Proving their naughty, I'm nice

“Santa, keep a list and check it twice.”

“The fat man don't come to my house one way or the other... I ain't worried...”

“well i am nice.. i already said i would allow TT'ers to pee on me if I ever got my tounge stuck to a pole in the winter time.”

“He better show up. I was planning on reindeer ribs for dinner.”

“Couldn't bag a deer, huh Zac?”

“LMAO @ zac and marko”

““well i am nice.. i already said i would allow TT'ers to pee on me if I ever got my tounge stuck to a pole in the winter time.”
mapleleaf
8:07:07 AM
12/20/07

I'll keep that in mind.
When you're done, would you post a video?
last edited: 12/20/07 8:12:41 AM”

“ummm ok sure why not”

“I've got a pole to volunteer.....”

“It's naughty to make fun of Polish people.”

“i'm a little bit of both myself.”

“And then...late at night with the curtains tightly drawn, Mary had a little lamb, some potatoes, mint jelly, some carrots and a nice wine.”

“Mary had a little lamb... the doctors were surprised.
But when Old McDonald had a farm the doctors nearly died.”

“little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
who sad down beside her
and said "what's in the bowl b1tch?"
last edited: 12/20/07 12:54:14 PM”

“oh man what was that comics name again?”

“? ida know, my uncle told me that one when i was 15.”

“Pamela...

The last line breaks the rhyme scheme.....”

“and your point would be.....?

LOL!


my uncle the Lutheran minister. it wasn't the only thing bad about him.
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“Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to the heater,
every time he turned around,
he burned his little peter.”

“Andrew Dice Clay.”

“Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each of them had a quarter,
Jill came down with 50 cents...
the whore....

Da Dice Man”

“well if i heard it in 1975, then he stole it.”

“thank you rosey. didnt he have a show on TV with his kids?”

“holy crap, that man procreated?!!”

“Mary had a little lamb
A little beef
A little ham
Mary wasn't a vegetarian
Was she?”

““Pamela...

The last line breaks the rhyme scheme.....”
ramblinrev
2:00:26 PM
12/20/07



Roses are red

violets are blue

some poems rhyme


and some don't.”

“BTW - Since I've been grading term papers all week, I can't resist pointing out, it should be "they're naughty" not "their naughty."”

“Nice people rock!”

“yuppers”

“Mary had a little Lamb
With which she used to sleep
The lamb turned out to be a Ram
and NOW Mary has some sheep


When my youngest sister was very small, she mispronounced some words. We (little brats) loved
“little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her Turds away"”