People provoking Santa, unprovoked

““The fat man don't come to my house one way or the other... I ain't worried...”
ramblinrev
8:06:30 AM
12/20/07

..............

“He better show up. I was planning on reindeer ribs for dinner.”
lumberzac
8:07:56 AM
12/20/07
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“December 4, 2006 Down with Santa! 0/37 594 11:51 AM
12/4/06
created by: StoveStomper on 12/23/03”

““Santa Clause is commin to town
SANTA CLAUSE IS COMMIN TO TOWN
SANTA clause IS commin TO town........

He's makin you piss
He's checkin it twice
He's gunna find out if you do coke or ice
Santa Clause is commin to TOWN!!!

WILLLMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

OUOOGA!!!!!”
Wild Child
3:41:24 PM
12/28/00
ignore this user”

“Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door
into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
(ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair
in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Sing it, Grandpa!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.”
pedxing
3:39:11 PM
12/28/00”

“Dear santa,
i will stop provoking you if you make a certain thread about provoking someone go away. i am soooo tired of seeing that thread at the top.
another words...TELL IT TO SHUT THE F^CK UP ALREADY AND JUST GO AWAY.

thank you santa and may you get lots of cookies this year :)

mapleleaf”

“Dear Santa,

Some people don't have the brains to comprehend that provoking people, unprovoked, sometimes leads to them defending themself. Please help them to understand that if they want the discussion about it to end, they need to be a part of the solution and tell the people doing the provoking to knock it off.
Thank you Santa
- Sarge”

“First post of the day on the provoking thread.

laqtis
12:47:52 AM
12/20/07”

“By complaining about a certain thread about provoking someone, you are provoking that someone, unprovoked.

And since Santa has trouble with his computer because of all the cookies, he is provoking by your cookie curse, too. (I'd post as Santa and tell you himself, but this site has been slow in sending me the registration info).”

“santa make the pain go away already”

“(as she stabs herself, ... again)”

“Onan is right. mapleleaf would do some good to listen to Onan the Barbarian.”

“Psychos 'R' Us.”

“lol tilt”

“Never try to blackmail Santa or you'll get coal in your... stockings.”

“Aren't you laughing your ass off this time? Just out loud, huh? That's not a very big laugh then.”

““Never try to blackmail Santa or you'll get coal in your... stockings.”
Onan the Barbarian
12:05:32 PM
12/20/07

Coal? Coal! Don't you even care about the environment? 8P”

“http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/ireports/2007/12/20/ireport.santa.scary.cnn

This guy ought to get a clue.... Too much beer has been consumed by too many people. It ain't really funny.”

“haha i got a piece of coal from twinkletoes last year. I have it with my fossil and rock colletions.”

“Let see who is this Santa any way?

S A N T A

Lets move a few letters we get SATAN. Interesting. Ever notice they both wear red?”

“maving as far away from zac as possible.

dude i am sooo not with him I swear....”

“Dear Santa:

Please bring a certain somebody a nice new sense of humor for Xmas this year.

The provisions for provocation have gotten to the point as to provoke puking.”

“Satan doesn't wear red, his ass is red!”

“how do you know that?”

“Hey, I watch TV sometimes!”

“mapleleaf... ygm”

“With acknowledgment to Arlo Guthrie

We're gonna sing you this Christmas carol. It's for all you
bastards out there in the audience tonight. It's called "The
Pause of Mr. Claus".

Why do you sit there so strange?
Is it because you are beautiful?
You must think you are deranged
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

You must think Santa Clause weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presents for free
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?

Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?

Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

©1968,1969 Appleseed Music Inc. (ASCAP)”

“rev no mail yet”

“Official Notice:

Dear Sir or Madam,

We are posting this message to inform you that you have started a thread that is a weak attempt at a play on words of another thread. We would like to remind you that this type of activity is neither clever nor funny but only serves to detract from an actual original thread, cause confusion and generally clutter up the board. Please make a note for the future when you are suffering from a neo-tardation attack which spawns this type of behavior. By contacting an web administrator the owners of the site will be able to send someone to your location to bend you over, spread your buttocks and remove your head from you rectum.

Thank You for Your Consideration,

The Users of the Board”

“Did I ever address you? Yet you are insulting me and provoking me when I have never ever said anything about you, let alone attacked you.

Just for that I'm going to start a people attacking Onan unprovoked thread.”

“but only serves to detract from an actual original thread,
Nigal
2:05:01 PM
12/20/07

You say that like its a bad thing.”

“This thread is way better than Sarge's self-attention thread.”

“toejam, so you take no responsibility in the fact that YOU have made a concerted effort to make unprovoked personal attacks on me? ... and mentioning my name all over the board this morning?

Look in the mirror, bub.”