Sock and Underwear Sizes...

“9 and 33”

“thanks for sharing”

“I'm not sure.”

“inquiring minds want to know........”

“I am!”

“Well the socks are "large" I haven't worn underwear except for on the trail in over a year. Don't you feel better with that knowledge Chappy?”

“yeah, I don't wear underwear on the trail either, I'm thinkin of a kilt too........we'll see.........”

“is she laughing?”

“I love my kilts. But it is a little chilly for them now.”

“The trail is the only place I do wear undies. It only took once to cure me of that error.

See I was weraing nothing but nylon hiking shorts, and trail runners, and we decided to climb this rock, and once we got up on top we found a group of co eds up there, and some of them were pretty hot, but the GF was down below, and after we made a couple trips uo she informs me that my tan shorts have become sweat soaked, and um, a bit revealing shall we say? Well there was nothing for it at that time but to continue shuttling gear up the rock, so I am sure there are a few girlies from a college in Cincy that got a good show from a sweaty tattooed hiker. LOL! So now the policy is: Jeans = commando / hiking pants = boxer-briefs”

“I gotta get me one of them thar kilts!”

“I was in my kilt and trying to thread along the bank of a swimming hole. My feet went out from under me and the kilt was floating about shoulder high. Needless to say the young ladies in the group were rather delighted I was not regimental. The briefs served their purpose. As they say enuf is as good as a feast and I am sure that was more than enuf.

This pudgy wrinkled old bod ain't nothing to give anyone a thrill over.
last edited: 12/20/07 5:14:47 PM”

“commando hiking shorts with the webbing for me, except that I carry some anti-monkeybutt powder...”

“LMFAO
”

“Yeah, that's the stuff.............”

“never heard of it...but they've got the best marketing line EVER!”

“exofficios are my faves. they don't make the bike shorts anymore :(”

“mine got real chamois in em.......”

“My REAL bike shorts do too, I am talking about undergear not lycra shorts (which I have a passion for) Trail wear- exo's are the best!”

“I got some underarmor coldgear...........”

“buncha sissies don't wanna share their 'wears'.....”

“commando...and socks are whatever size fits a size 9 foot.”

“chappy's masterplan:

step 1: underwear sizes

step 2: *****

step 3: profit!”

“Size 10
Boxer-briefs with the extra large front pouch.”

“but look at all the dudes standing around her with cameras! Cant blame them really, just making a point.”

“The are giving her a little space, though.”