The Evil Genie Game

“The rules:

Someone states a wish--- EXAMPLE: I wish I had a million dollars.

The next person to post grants that wish with an evil twist. Example: The Kids were in the back seat screaming so you didn't notice that the railroad crossing gates failed to come down as a train hits your car. Everyone but you die and you get awarded a million dollars for your lawsuit.

evil geenie then gets to make a wish and the next person answers it....”

“That's an awful game ;(”

“Thats the point, its evil. I learned it through a creative writting class.
Give it a go, its fun lol.”

“I wish this thread weren't created.”

“HEY!
Where's my phukin genie?!
Hello! What do i gotta do rub her lamps?”

“Give it a go, its fun lol.”



NO! My inner Karma patrol is screaming out-”

“meangreen tries to log on to TT one afternoon, to find that the site had been sold and now is only a website about cars.

I wish I Lived in Montana!
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“The indiana senate unanimously votes to export sc to a prizon for the criminally insane sex offenders, and Montana is the only state that will accept her.”

“sppp you forgot a wish, mean!”

“I wish i had a Mazda Miata”

“One day while driving along a steep mountain highway, a mazda miata falls from the sky right into your path!

I wish I owned 80 acres.
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“mama wants to know does it have keys and gass?”

“yes but it crushed you upon delivery.”

“*poof* uncle bernard's estate left SC 81 acres and when she arrived 80 acres was swamp land.”

“meangreen's got it LOL”

“SC's entire family is wiped out in a church bus accident, and her great great uncle twice removed by marriage had 80 acres of festering stagnant swamp, that was once used as a toxic waste dump in the 60's by the US air force.

I wish to have a wonderful christmas with my family this year.”

“Damn, how do I answer that one without getting in trouble? LOL

meangreen's parents show up at the door on christmas morning--- but He doesnt reconize them. It turns out he was adopted at birth and his parents are illegal alians from bolivia.

I wish I had a better job!
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“woohoo bolivia!
viva bolivia! LMAO!


Hey SC forgot to wish this time!”

“HELLO!”

“Hey, I wished! I wished for a better job :P”

“editor.


Your boss suddenly offers you a managenment position with a 400% raise, and rediculous amounts of time off only to discover two days later that you have accidentally contracted the fastest developing for of HIV ever seen, and you are dead in 30 days.

I wish I hadn't started this game, cuz now I gotta keep making wishes.”

“Windigurl tries to join in the game so that meangreen doesn't have to make so many wishes....however, windigurl lost 9 out of ten fingers in a crazy malfunctioning sewing machine accident and so she can't type, thus making it impossible for her to play and meangreen still has to make wishes.

I wish my ankle was heales so I can go hiking!”

“Damn.   I had a real good one for that Montana wish.”

“I wish my ankle was heales so I can go hiking!”
Spirit Coyote
9:18:44 AM
12/23/07


Poof wish granted. good luck hiking with heals for ankles.

I wish windi would participate in this bad karma building immagination exercise.”

“Maybe she stands by me & karma- you three seem to be having much fun all by yourselves :)”