A thread for posting while in your offic e...

“You can only post this thread from your place of work or office...
(like this is actually gonna work)”

“Remember, folks, FILTERS!”

“im at work :/”

“then get to work!”

“depends on what you consider the "office"”

“no. cant make me!!!”

“oh well. Me neither.”

“lazy sundays :) (crossing my fingers it stays slow)”

“I wish. I got loads to do and no drive left to do it. After 8 consecutive 11 hour shifts I have ceased to care.


BTW, make sure I take a lunch today so I can pay my bills. K?”

“psh, im on day TWO and i have no motivation. i cant imagine how much you hate this place right now.

and indeed. i will. :)”

“I'm leaving at 6 today, and no one can stop me!!!”

“mmmmmmmmmmm gyros”

“I'm still smelling those onions though... shoo, they are strong. I suppose since you ate them too then it's ok, right?”

“yah. we're good. as long as we both have onion breath (and theyre reaking from my trash can too), then it doesnt matter. :D its a good thing people cant smell my breath over the phone!!!!”

“My program is all dorked up. It hasn't gotten any new info in hours. Good thing nothing is really happening.”

“i need a nap now”

“I can't say what I started to post. Never mind.”

“damn. Napoleon Dynamite over in IS seems to have gotten it working again. What a shame.”

“I'm typing while watching "Office Space". Does that count?”

“NO......”

“report to the insult thread, Chin.”

“you CANT or WONT?? :)

-begin rant-
if i have to explain to one more RESERVE flight attendant why theyve been assigned to FLY (which last time i checked IS their job!) im going to pull my hair out.
-rant over-”

“How about shouldn't if I wish to stay friends with you. It was crude and chauvenistic.”

“crude and chauvenistic?
YOU?!”

“meangreen report to the insult thread....”

“ok, here it comes. Don't get pissed.

you said you needed a nap.
I started to say "Well let me take you out and show you how much room there is in my car for napping..."



Oh, and BTW I have dealt with my last stupid FA today. They are all yours any way. I don't know why they keep calling me.”

“LOL. see. i can take a joke. (especially when im forewarned it will be crude and chauvenistic!!! :D)

and theyre calling you b/c theyre making the rounds. if they cant get the answer they want from me...they call you. fun, isnt it?!”

“not when they can't even tell TIME!

One just called upset that her sched was wrong because she left ORD @ 1105L/31 and arr NRT @ 1515L/1st and said she is really arr on 31 b/c the plane travels WITH the sun. Are you phuking kidding me?”

“wow. im kind of embarrassed for her. i dont always immediately get all the time change stuff, but even my blonde moments havent been that stupid!!! you gotta email me and tell me who it was! haha!! my favorite is when they dont know the phoenetic alphabet...alpha, bravo, charlie, etc; and when they dont know military time 1435? huhhh? is that 435? i dont get it!”

“ya. It really is hell to have to figure out how to subtract 12.”

“wth are y'all doin?

and I can't officially post to this thread again til March. I'll start telecommuting then and my ENTIRE house will become my office...WOOT..carry on.”

“o-o-o-o-oh-h-h you suck!

I could SO do my job from home, but they won't let us. That would be like getting a HUGE raise.”

“I'm so excited about it..its going to be more kick ass than..................
”

“HA! wall crawlin kitty!”

“Superglueing the cat to the wall???
PETA will be notified about this....this....ATROCITY!!!!!!!!!”

“DORKS!”

“I am at work”

“me 2 :-/”

“me 3.”

“i am at my place of work, i wouldn't say i'm AT work”

“I thought this entire website was created for posting while at the office?”

“LOL. thats really the only time i post, so i guess youre right!! ;0)”