Mountin' Eve's New Peter This Year?

“My ex, Eve, called me last night. She said when she recovers from her surgery later this year that she wants to get together. She said something about having a new bone to pick w/me. What to do???”

“Don't drop the soap in the shower.”

“Stay off of it, it's Eve's not yours.....


What part of DIVORCED does she not get? From the day the papers were signed, ther ARE no new bones...(unless ya KILL her...).”

“Hide gizzmeoux!”

“She emailed me with the erections to her new place. Should I just roll over and pay this no attention? My goodness - what to do?”

“all communications between you and your ex about new bones should go through attorneys.

Unless there are court orders that you are not current on there is no reason she should be contacting you to reopen anything. If you really want no contact with her consult an attorney about a protection order restraining her from contacting you. You might find this could be legally termed harassment and that is illegal.”

“D'oh!
It's parody, peeps. It's a play on the thread New Years Eve on Peters Mountain.”

“I got the parody of the title... but the "new bone" concept after healing from surgery escaped me.

Plus, this scenario is all too common for me to look to deep for puns. Sorry 'bout that.”

“She emailed me with the erections to her new place.

Excuse me Freud, but don't you mean "directions"?”

“You're ex, Eve, got a new bone to pick on you? after her surgery?....huh?!?
Is she a transvestite now?
What's going on there? Can someone translate this into english for me, please?”

“Oh, I get it. It's all just one big pun in the sun.

that's what she said at the fun run”

“Transvestite hell, that would be a trans sexual!!”

“LOL! C'mon peoples!”

“lizs... in my own defense... for which there is none... but that never stopped me before. I have dealt pastorally with situations that unfold exactly like this. I didn't really pay attention to the title when I wrote my post. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to not have a dirty mind.... But then again....”

“Hey! Are you insinuating that I have a dirty infactuation-with-my-exes-new-#&%!$-I-mean mind?”

“You people don't read the Bible, LOL.”