When is Lyra & ENS baby due

“I guess the critter is still baking.

We actually got some snow this winter, today. I was beginning to wonder.”

“Thanks, now I know what I am getting for dinner, ENS.”

“Are we there yet???”

“Are we there yet???”

“...???
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“This is like the biggest hospital waiting room ever.

Anything yet?”

“Pssst ... anybody here want to buy a used bridge?”

“What's under the bridge, Geo?”

“A river containing the mortal remains of reputed mob bosses.”

“Well, that's a lovely sentiment!”

“I've got a strange feeling they're at the hospital.”

“Awww, a valentine's baby would be perfect!”

“I've got a strange feeling they're at the hospital.”
GatherNoMoss
10:04:14 PM
2/13/08


If so, then something went wrong. I thought they were doing this at home with a midwife?”

“Yeah, they could call the kid Valentino....................Valentina?”

“which monkey is the midwife?”

“This is like the biggest hospital waiting room ever.

Anything yet?”
lilmountaingirl

Actually there having the critter at home. So if Anything, we're just a bunch of boneheads standing out in their front yard in the cold.”

“Lyra mentioned a midwife, but I don't remember her saying they were having the baby at home.

Either way, I think today is the day!!!”

“Well someone should look in the window and see what's going on in there then! :)
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“Will they send different color smoke up the chimney for boy or girl?”

“Theyd better get on with it. Were runnung out of firewood and the Shed will be the first thing to go!”

“There ain't gonna be no baby. Lyra just stuck a watermelon under her shirt for that picture.”

“I guess I don't win the first poop, my guess has gone by...”

““I've got a strange feeling they're at the hospital.”
GatherNoMoss
10:04:14 PM
2/13/08

If so, then something went wrong. I thought they were doing this at home with a midwife?”
dayhiker
5:05:07 AM

WTF do I know...
in that case...they're kickin it at home with some lamaz.”

“Any news at all?”

“They have been too quiet....”

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      [ theme from Jeopardy ]

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“I'm thinking the kid has arrived!”

“Baby? Now?”

“Come on baby!! Hurry up!!!”

“Baby probably came yesterday and they all went hiking today.

:p”

“They did an overnight and are at the Pizza Hut right about now ----”

“I really think it's rude of them not to tell us minute by minute what is happening!!!!!!!!”

“Most inconsiderate -----”

“basstages!!!”

“Can you believe it?

They are putting themselves above us.

Can you believe the nerve of those two...or three?”

“I can expect this kind of selfish behavior from a newborn, but from the parents? WTH! What are they TEACHING this kid?”

“And here I thought we meant something to them!!!! Waaahhhhhhhhaaaa”

“I'm going to ignore them when they come back.”

“Okay, okay, they are safely ensconced (I always wanted to use that word) at my NW Wisconsin farm. We don't have a midwife, but the vets coming out this afternoon...maybe even a bunch of them, just as soon as they close down the VFW.”

“The critter (still in utero) wants me to tell you all to take 500 chill pills and call him/her in the morning! haha. I promise that we'll tell you when s/he's here! We appreciate all the excitement, we're just trying to take it easy and not make the poor baby feel rushed.”

“I'm not allowed to take those kind of pills before going to work.”

“< chuckles >”

“Like Her Adorableness is even pregnant.”

“full moon I say - 6 more days”

“you are saying fullmoon is the dad?”

“word”

“We've been had!!”

“?”

“I knew it was a hoax!!!!”