BowlderMan for President in '08

“Oops, maybe this shoulda been on fuego, but....



I tell the truth.
I recognize BS as such and will call it out.
I have my own views on stuff, but will listen to both sides and use common sense to make decisions.


'Nuff said?”

“"both sides"??

Shouldn't that be all 99 sides?

By the way, you have my vote.”

“I nominate Mr. Hyde for Commissioner of Furballs.”

“Isn't Mr. Hyde a little old for the job?”

“Meow!”

“I think Mr. Hyde just said he wants to be my running mate as VP.


Good point, MarkO, and for that, I just put you on "ignore." Just kidding!”

“Mr. Hyde For Pres.!!!!!!
BowlderMan for VP!!!!
;-)”

“Fuego!!”

“Mr. Hyde and Sarabelle tie foe smartest poster on TT.”

“You disqualified yourself Bowlder. Common sense in the White House? It's unAmerican!”

“That's my point - I'm for change!”

“May I suggest a campaign slogan?

No more oral sex in the oval office. This time we're going all the way, baby ....”

“Better BM in '08!
last edited: 1/11/08 9:39:46 AM”

“1) where do you stand on the sidewalk issue?

2) which side of the fence issue are you on?

3) did you have sex with that woman?

4) if you wew a twee, what kind of twee would you be?”

“How about another slogan?

Let's Bring Sex Back To The Whitehouse After Eight Years Of Eunuch Rule”

“Haha! With Roam's slogan and Mr. Hyde as a running mate, I don't see how you could lose.”

“Noncon:

1) On the corner

2) The side with the greener grass

3) I think so

4) A wedwood


So far, the slogans aren't that great. Here's some info for my campaign staff (you!) to work on to come up with a better one:

1) I've never cheated on my taxes.
2) I've never paid anyone illegally to perform work at my house.
3) I got building permits for our remodeling project.
4) I don't have any illegitimate children (that I know of)”

“BTW, I find it rather offensive that the "sex in the wilderness" thread is getting more action than this one....”

“wild sex?”

“Yo, Bowlder, I'm here to give your thread some action.
What kind of coalition can you build between the red and blue? Can you make us all purple?”

“Is a bump as good as a vote?”

“Bowdlerman,

Please make marijuana free.

Thank you.

Roseymonster”

“Bowlderman, please inhale and tell the truth about it.”

“lessee see, you pay your taxes, got building permits (wtf??) have no unknown kids and don't keep you house up very well.


so, your FOR big gov't, against wild sex and are sloppy?


your not giving us much to work with bro.

;)

but we'll keep at it - your a good guy all the same.”

“Hmmmm, I've never smoked dope (really!), so I have to claim ignorance on that topic. I'll consult with Mr. Hyde on that one, since he has occasionally drooled on a catnip-infused toy mouse.


For the color thing, I'm a white guy; we often talk about the red, white, and blue; so maybe that makes me the perfect one to hold together the USofA? Not sure who the red and blue guys are, though - the Indians and the suffocating? Wait a sec - just remembered that I'm part Indian. Maybe I'm more pink than white. Aw heck, I'll talk with Hyde about that one, too....”

“So Mr. Hyde is the Wacko Libertarian with a shady past?   Hey, you don't have to suffocate anybody.... you could just hold your breath.   Or you could get The Blues.

You could hire the Blue Man Group to entertain at one of the Presidential Balls (prolly don't wanna go there with that.....)

Me, I always go with the Classics ----


Om mane padme om.....
Om mane padme om.....

Folding the flag means taking care of the nation.
Folding the flag is putting it to bed for the night.

I fell through a hole in the flag.....

I'm falling through a hole in the flag.....

Halp........... !


Don't put it down... !
Best one around... !

Crazy for the red, blue and white
Crazy for the red, blue and white

You look at me,
What do you see?

Crazy for the white, red and blue
Crazy for the white, red and blue

‘Cause I look different
You think I'm subversive… !

Crazy for the blue, white and red
Crazy for the blue, white and red

My heart beats true…
For the red, white and blue… !

Crazy for the blue, white and red
Crazy for the blue, white and red

And yellow… fringe… !
Crazy for the blue, white, red and Yellow!!




"Don't Put It Down"
 Hair: The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical (1968)
 Gerome Ragni, James Rado & Galt MacDermot




                As you were.

”

“From Hair to Hoar?”

“
      Yeah.... like the frost!

”

“You guys are freakin' me out. If I were president right now, I'd send the secret service over to "introduce" themselves to you.

Either that or Mr. Hyde would email you a hairball.”

“wonder what would happen if we all cast write in ballots for BowlderMan. wonder if you'd at least get a mention on CNN?”

“Um, moss-dude, I am planning to win this damn thing!!”

“hey! I'm all for it. I stand corrected..

tap tap tap ...is this thing on?
all you fellow tt'ers for once unite! and write in BowlderMan!!!




like a fart in a hot skillet, that will NEVER work...but hey I tried. :)”

“I noticed the pollsters missed the mark by around 15% in the New Hampshire Dem primary. That means I could conceivably already have as much as 15% of the vote, right?”

“I feel like my campaign is flagging a little. Maybe it's time to replace my staff?”

“But what is your position on catfood taxes?

Superfund Litterbox Cleanup?

(and anything we receive by parcel post will have to be tested to comply with Total Hairball Awareness)


            PS....   Mossy ain't no dude!


”

“My Director of Young People's Jargon, BowlderSon, informed me that "dude" is a sex-neutral term now. This is confirmed by the African-American fellow who is one of the American Idol judges, who uses "dude" for both men and women....”

“Sorry --- that kinda sounds like brain damage (especially with the American Idol connection).

Nice dodge on the other issues.... You may have a future in politics after all,   < G >”

“Mr. BowlderMan,

What are your positions on Backpacking Leave Rights and the right to TT at work? Legislative fix or Constitutional Amendment? Incremental or massive change?”

“Backpacking Leave Rights: Leave should only be used for backpacking-related purposes.

TT at work: I prefer coffee coffee at work, but thanks for asking.

Legislative or Const. Amend.: It turns out that our research has discovered that "arms" actually meant "camping equipment" way back when, so the "Right to bear arms" really refers to going backpacking. So the language is already there. No action necessary.

Incremental or massive change: Yes




Hope this clears some of this up. Thanks!”

“I feel like my campaign is flagging a little. Maybe it's time to replace my staff?”
BowlderMan
3:51:50 PM
1/13/08




If you juggle around your staff more than twice it means......well, you know.”

“Shouldn't everyone juggle their staff once in a while?”

“Mr. Bowlderman,

What is your position on down vs synthetic?

Have you ever worn cotton in the backcountry?

Did you support the Wiggy Wars?”

“I was Swiss during the Wiggy Wars.”

“Dear Bowlderman:

Do you believe alcohol stoves or more environmentally friendly than white gas stoves?

Where does propane/butane enter into that equation?”

“Dear Bowlderman:

In addition to the other formentioned questions, please take time to address the age old question: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a noise?

Thanks,

your potentially loyal constituent, Roseymonster”

“Down.

No.

Sort of.

Not necessarily.

In the middle.

Yes.”

“I'm writing in Mr. Hyde for Pres.”

“Damn, I like a candidate with direct answers.

You are close to getting my vote. Will you be supplying free whiskey on election day?”

“Mr. Bowlderman,

Are you for world peace?

What about world hunger?”

“Free beer, tomorrow.”