Christmas Dinner Anyone?

“Evidently, with work and all, I've been a little too busy since Christmas and just discovered the remanents of Christmas dinner tucked way in the back of my refrigerator behind some beer. If anyone's in the area, I can whip up some leftovers for lunch. Takers?”

“You should break out the microscope and see what's growing on it. =D”

“under usual circumstances it is not normal for food to be fuzzy......”

“After 3 weeks he won't need a microscope.”

“That reminds me, I need to lose the leftover ham in the fridge.”

“Thanks for reminding me, there's ham in there too.

Oh yum, green ham and eggs, lol.”

“The "TT Feeling Sickly" thread is already up...how handy!”

“You'da been happy for it with those weird cravings a few months ago:)”

“No thanks,Nimblefoot. You go ahead and enjoy your left-over road kill!”

“Somehow I doubt it!”

“Bring it on, house kill dude.”

“remember the experimental chicken -----

and "The Andromeda Strain"”

“I think I have some lettuce soup in my veggie drawer that would go nicely with your leftovers.”

“I tossed out some grapes yesterday that were trying to turn into wine.....”

“i don't know what's more shamefull, that you have food in your fridge that old or that you had beer in your fridge that old”

“After that TV movie "The Day After" came out, I always kept an Emergency Heineken in the back of the fridge in case of nuclear attack.”

“i hope your rotate your stock”

“Back when a buddy and I were, uh, 'single', we shared his apartment. I'm pretty good at life skills, but he can't live alone.

One day I decided to clean up - there was green slime in his sink and Gawd knows what in his fridge.

Now - cultural clue - (mostly for Pennsy who still thinks I'm French, eh?), being a dour Scot, I love Keene's mustard that comes in a powder, much like gun powder that, when mixed with water and put on food, will make you sneeze and the hair stand up. We usually mix it in a shot glass and keep it in the fridge where it sometimes dries up.

I asked my friend why he had a tennis ball in his fridge.

'It's a grapefruit.' he answered.

'Your mustard is dry.' I said.

He looked at me puzzled, 'I think it's an egg.' he replied.

I could not make this up.”

“Thrifty, I don't have to rotate the beer. It's not in there that long. The thing with the leftovers isn't my normal situation. It all just got out of hand between work and the holidays. Normally I don't have leftovers, preferring to eat everything in sight.”

“Don't talk with your mouth full.”

“Shut up and drink.


hey --- That would be a cool family motto.... like on your coat of arms, in Latin:

                  Silete et Bibete


("Ferme-la et prends ta bière"?)”

“Cool, but it's the plural. The singular would be: Sile et bibe.”

“I once told an "ex" g/f to shut up and f---. That was a big hit.”