Hey Lyra!

“Lyra, I was chatting with Jackstraw tonight and I figure little ens is getting ready for his first big trip.(or is it little lyra?) May you have happy trails and travel light on this most amazing of adventures. Feel free to call if you have any labor and delivery questions!--Sunny”

“One never really knows, but with gentle and soft-spoken parents like these two I wonder if this kid could be a howler and what a hoot that would be.”

“Yeah that would be a hoot!

Thanks, sunnydayz...there is actually one thing I've been wondering about. Where is the baby going to come out of? I've been meaning to find that out for awhile, but just never got around to it...”

“OK, no more herb tea for you!!”

“Here's a hint, lyra: Ouch.”

“"Where" is the baby going to come out? Who says they ever do? It's a little known fact that some women are still walking around with 18 year old fetuses in the belly. It's not like gravity, some of the little bastards just like it where they are:)”

“Hmmm, in comparison to that, the "ouch" way sounds like a good option!”

“hi lyra!

and tell rob i said 'hey' too!”

“Hey homeslice, how's it going! And Rob says "hey" too...since we're married now, I speak for him, don't ya know.
;-D j/k”

“Just like the skit on SNL..... two couples are at a restaurant ordering dinner, and the guy says,

    "Honey, do I like asparagus?"

          < ARGH >

”

“February 3.............”

“Buddy or Holly........”

“February 3rd? that is my birthday.”

“February 3 is the Day The Music Died.

la Bamba!!
aye-aye-aye!!”

“Hey girl! there are 2 exit possibilities--one is the way the little tyke went in in the first place--it's kind of like a revolving door situation. If the door gets stuck or is too small, your doctor will create a nice smiley face below the belly button and pull the baby out there!”

“If the door gets stuck or is too small, your doctor will create a nice smiley face below the belly button and pull the baby out there!”

lest us not forget that otherlittle slice that can be given...and BOOM the door is then open and he/she comes flyin out like a punted football.

GO lyra..Go lyra...Go lyra”

“Lyra walks into a bar with her pet monkey. She orders a drink and while she's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at Lyra, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" Lyra says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies Lyra. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." She finishes her drink, pays her bill, and leaves. Two weeks later she's in the bar again, and she has her monkey with her. She orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While Lyra is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks Lyra. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies Lyra. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"”

“i luuuuurve that joke”

“Hail, Caesar!”

“Lyra, you deserve a boy. Ha, haha, hahahahhahahhahahha”

“Ummm thanks, Pathman...that sounds...ominous. LOL! I betcha the critter is a boy.”

“Girl”

“Hi Lyra. Boy!”

“Howdy Harry! Vote noted. ;-)”

“Hahahaha! Love it Lyra!”