Bring a Newbie up to speed

“And Announcing Your Arrrival is like painting a target on yourself (especially if you stert complaining before you even get completely through the door).”

“I'm reporting your post CD, how dare you complain about our tools! :D”

“Go ahead Spirit. It won't do any good!

Oh, and a word of warning to all newbies - STAY OUT OF SPIRIT COYOTE'S BASEMENT!”

““Thank you for the warm welcome (at least there's a few TT'rs that remember their manners)!"

Manners! You found MANNERS on the darkside...OK, which of you jokers has spent too much time on the otherside...you need help and we are here to help you...repeat, slowly, "I am one with the bacon ring, I am one with the bacon ring"

Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha....”

“Spirit Coyote isn't that bad.
She lets Crazy Mike out of the basement hole fairly often.”