Love Songs Suck and Fairy Tales Aren't T rue

“�Bison, who do you miss more? The woman or the child? Your answer is in your answer.�

Creek Dancer
1:25:34 PM
2/05/08

The kid no question about it. But that doesn't entirely answer the question. Just because you miss the kid more doesn't really have any bearing on whether you would love the mother as much if not for the kid.

�Sounds like your biological clock is ticking, Mr. Bison. ;)�

treebait
1:16:33 PM
2/05/08

Nah, I'm not that old.

At least Grandma and Grandpa were just over and told me that he's doing good and having fun watching Mickey Mouse videos. Miss that kid.
last edited: 2/05/08 2:44:54 PM”

““Sounds like your biological clock is ticking, Mr. Bison. ;)”
treebait
5:16:33 PM
2/05/08

I hope you lightly stomped your foot three times when you said that.”

“My friends got a girlfriend
and he hates that #&%!$!
He tells me everyday.....”

“OFFSPRING!!”

“Spring-offs!”

“All this perkiness gives me the creeps. Let's move past it.

Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone

Dance with me. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4”

“somethings got to give...
somethings got to give...
somethings got to give...

Happy Wednesday. ];)”

“LOVE!!!!!!

Its almost valentines day!!!! I wonder what I will get my husband, the love of my life? :)
He sayd I don;t need to get him anything, cause we show affection and love all year long but I want to anyway!!”

“mmmmm bacon.

Bacon is love.”

“Wooo Hoooooo!”

“Fairy tales could come true
It could happen to you
If your tongue is tart”

“Fruitcake is not love. Fruitcake is the Anti-love.

Fruitcake is full of self-loathing, repressed anger, and unfulfilled expectations.

Say no to fruitcake.

Embrace the Bacon. Bacon is love.”

“Kilts. Maybe I'll get him a kilt....


But that would be more for my enjoyment LOL!”

“your enjoyment = nookie for him

Bonus!”

“Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin the town and doin it right
In the evenin
Its pretty pleasin

Muskrat susie, muskrat sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And sammys so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin and jingin the jango
Floatin like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin on cheese
Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus?
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now hes ticklin her fancy
Rubbin her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin and jingin the jango
Floatin like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...”

“Please Mommy, Make it Stop!!”

“Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows paintin' our faces
Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust
Come on, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on, till the evenin' ends
Till the evenin' ends
You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your belly dancer, prancer
And you can be my sheik

I know your Daddy's a sultan
A nomad known to all
With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
Jump at his beck and call
But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride
Come on, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on, till the evenin' ends
Till the evenin' ends
Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Got shadows paintin' our faces
And traces of romance in our heads”

“It gets worse. Allow me... (Sing it Steve!)

Here we stand
World's apart, hearts broken in two
Sleepless nights
Losing ground
I'm reaching for you

Feelin' that it's gone
Can change your mind
If we can't go on
To survive the tide love divides

*Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched and went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched and went our separate ways

Troubled times
Caught between confusion and pain
Distant eyes
Promises we made were in vain

If you must go, I wish you love
You'll never walk alone
Take care my love
Miss you love

(*chorus*)

I still love you girl
I really love you girl
And if he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
No....no...”

“You can tell the world
you never was my girl,
you can burn my clothes
up when I am gone.
You can tell your friends
just what a fool I've been,
and laugh and joke
about me on the phone

You can tell my arms :
Go back into the farm!
You can tell my feet
to hit the floor.
You can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips,
they won't be reaching out
for you no more.

But don't tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'll understand.
But if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart,
he might blow up and kill this man.

You can tell your Ma,
I moved to Arkansas,
you can tell your dog
to bite my leg.
Or tell your brother Cliff,
whose fist can tell my lips,
he never really liked me anyway.

Or tell your Aunt Louise,
tell anything you please,
myself already knows I'm not O.K.
Or you can tell my eyes
to watch out for my mind,
it might be walkin' out
on me one day.”

“You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire”

“
� � � � �I never promised you a rose garDEN

”

“All this angst and gooey mushiness.

Y'all should just stick with booze, strippers, and whatever's on that Spike channel. Life would be so much less complicated, and expensive.�
spindlette
3:27:48 PM
2/05/0

Embrace the Bacon. Bacon is love.�
spindlette
10:59:56 AM
2/06/08


O

M

G!


Finally a woman that gets me. Will you marry me? I think I'm in love...
strippers, booze, bacon and backpackin... I couldn't ask for anything more.”

“Thanks Tilt. Excuse me while I go throw up.”

“
� � � � Just goin' with the flow!

”

“ahem, mr. meangreen....


There shall be no proposals or other expressions of gooiness for other posters on this thread!

CAN YOU NOT READ THE TITLE!!!”

“Wine is fine but whiskeys quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle and drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows

Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you hang in ruins
Thought that youd escape the reaper
You cant escape the master keeper

cause you feel like youre living a lie
Such a shame whos to blame and youre wondering why
Then you ask from your cask us there life after birth
What you sow can mean hell on this earth

Now you live inside a bottle
The reapers traveling at full throttle
Its catching you but you dont see
The reaper is you and the reaper is me

Breaking laws, knocking doors
But theres no one at home
Made your bed, rest your head
But you lie there and moan
Where to hide, suicide is the only way out
Dont you know what its really about”

“
The reasons why
Oh, I can say
I have to let you go, babe
And run away

After what you did
I can't stay on�..
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better when you're gone

Baby for a long time
You had me believe
That your love was all mine
And that's the way it would be

But I didn't know
That you were putting me on
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better when you're gone

Oh, when you're gone
Now I've got to say
That it's not like before
And I'm not going to play your games anymore

After what you did
I can't stay on�..
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better when you're gone

Oh, when you're gone.....
Oh, when you're gone�..
Oh, when you're gone�..


� � Gene Clark / Byrds

”

“my point exactly!
love stinks
ya, ya
love stinks”

“Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are

Girls, Girls, Girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls,
Dancin' down on Sunset Strip
Girls
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat-sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls ya just can't beat
But they're the best when they're off their feet

Girls, Girls, Girls
At the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls. Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil
Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart

I'm such a good good boy
I just need e new toy
I tell ya what, girl
Dance for me, I'll keep you overemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Girls, Girls. Girls
Body Shop. Marble Arch
Girls, Girls, Girls
Tropicana's where I lost my heart

Girls, Girls, Girls
last edited: 2/06/08 1:51:27 PM”

“Don't Tell Me You Love Me"

From hard luck tricks
To trust fund freaks
Bathroom stalls to penthouse suites
I been around
I been around
From the bottom of the barrel
To the cream of the crop
They've picked me up
And I've watched 'em drop
I been around
I been around
I sang 'em all a song or two
About simple things
Still I feel I'm bein' used
Ain't a damn thing changed

I'm an outlaw
Bad Leroy Brown
The only Cool Hand Luke left in this town
I get my lovin' on the run
I'm a low down
Mister fly by night
Baby slow down
Let me show you right
I sure don't wanna hurt no one

So, don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love, love me do
Don't tell me you love me
Cuz love's one thing that I cannot do
And it's the only thing that I can't give to you

From Hollywood hoes to backstage jive
Jacked up trucks and Gulf Stream 5's
I been around
I been around
From silly little girls who play them games
To the rich and famous
I won't say no names
I been around
I been around
You gotta touch the stove to learn they say
Get burnt and learn that way
You better keep your feelings at bay
Or honey you gonna pay

I'm an outlaw
Bad Leroy Brown
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
I get my lovin' on the run
I'm a low down
Mister fly by night
Baby slow down
I'ma #&%!$ you right
I sure don't wanna hurt no one

So, don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love, love me do
Don't tell me you love me
Cuz love's one thing that I cannot do
And it's the only thing that I can't give to you

So, don't tell me you love me-


[Thanks to Brandy for these lyrics]

[ www.azlyrics.com ]



or better yet, tell her this:

Half Your Age"

Hey now darlin', you thought it was all fun and games
Runnin' 'round, telling everyone why we're not together
I guess you just had to feel important
And I'm sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin
But honey, I'm a songwriter
And that darling is where you end and this song begins

[Chorus:]
I found someone new who treats me better
She don't #&%!$ about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes
Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know

[Chorus] yee haw!yeah!.. [Chorus]

Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama
She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma
I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll

[Chorus]

She's half your age and twice as hot
She's half your age and twice as hot


then again, this could be best:


"So Hott"

You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex
I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed

[Chorus:]
Because you know you're so hot, I want to get you alone
So hot, I wanna get you stoned
So hot, I don't want to be your friend
I want to fvck you like I'm never gonna see you again
....Yeah.....C'mon....Yeah

You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of fate
I can tell you're trouble but I still want a taste

[Chorus x2]

Because you're so hot I want to get you alone
I want to get you stoned
I don't want to be your friend
I want to fvck you like I'm never gonna see you again

See you again
See you again”

“Finally a woman that gets me. Will you marry me? I think I'm in love...
strippers, booze, bacon and backpackin... I couldn't ask for anything more.” ~meangreen

Oh dear. You have it confused there Hun, see getting married contradicts the wisdom of sticking with booze and strippers. The point is to keep it uncomplicated and not have to argue about putting the seat down, ect ect.

You're the emotional I-want-it-all sort aren't you? Thank you, but us getting hitched is a bad idea.

You'd want to cuddle and I'd already be rolled over snoring...blah blah blah, your needs, blah blah blah...no one needs that.

It's not you, it's me. It's me.

;)”

“*snickers*

Can I post this here? It's perfect for this thread.... Am I going to be the one to get this thread pulled? :D

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...

Holy f**king #&%!$!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my f**kin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"F**k me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got [right] on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherf**kin'-T!"

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f**kin' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this #&%!$ never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this #&%!$ never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, #&%!$ the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
#&%!$ the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed *
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, #&%!$ the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, #&%!$ the bed! ”

“*shrug* im a disney kid. i still believe in fairy tales. :)”

“Spindlette, read the songs I posted. I don't want it all. I don't even want her to part her #&%!$'in boots under my bed. LOL! I'm lookin for someone who gets down to buisiness then gets the #&%!$ out. LOL! Not that any of this is really directed at you. It's all just fun and games. ;)


Doo, WTH is that?”

“What? It has "bed" in it.

Rosetta Stoned ~ Tool

An all time person favorite of mine. :D Just trying to cheer everyone up.”

“BTW Britt, the only fairy tale I believe in is the tail of a stripper named Pixie Dust. God, what a tail she had to tell... LOL!”

“thanks for keeping us on track there Ms. D.

:)

touching ain't it GNM!”

“
One quick martini
Then I�ll be on my way
I�m tired of all this play
Why don�t we call it a day?

I had such a great time
Doing the town with you
But to thine own self be true
I�m not in love. � Are you?

Let�s not pretend that we�re lovers
Meeting in some dim caf�
Let�s not pretend there aren�t others
Making love in this same silly way

But thanks for the flowers
The scotch, and the brandy too
You knew the right thing to do
Now it looks like we�re through

[inst. break]

Let�s not pretend that we�re lovers
Meeting in some dim caf�
Let�s not pretend there aren�t others
Making love in this same silly way

But thanks for the flowers
The scotch, and the brandy too
You knew the right thing to do
Now it looks like we�re through.... You see.....
I have another rendezvous



"One Quick Martini"
�John Phillips
�New Directions (1963)
�The Journeymen

”

“*sniff sniff*

the illusion of fairy tales was shot for me along time ago. tinker belle was also shot but that is a different story.”

“Tinker Belle's costume could be kinda hot I guess, but couldn't they work in some strappy, studded, leather?”

“I woke up alarmed
I didn't know where I was at first
Just that I woke up in your arms
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions
And whatever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who tries to win you over?
And whatever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who makes love 'cause he's in it?

And I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that boring old #&%!$ like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas

You got up out of bed
You said you had a lot of work to do
But I heard the rest in your head
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions

And I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old #&%!$ like letters and sodas

And I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend another year alone
It's #&%!$ and run, #&%!$ and run
Even when I was seventeen
#&%!$ and run, #&%!$ and run
Even when I was twelve

And I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend my whole life alone
It's #&%!$ and run, #&%!$ and run

#&%!$ and run, #&%!$ and run


You almost felt bad
You said that I should call you up
But I knew much better than that
And almost immediately you felt sorry
'Cause you didn't think this would happen again
No matter what you could do or say
Just that you didn't think this would happen again
Without or without your best intentions

And whatever happened to a girlfriend
The kind of chick who tries to win you over?
And whatever happened to a girlfriend
The kind of chick who makes love 'cause she's in it?

And you want a girlfriend
You want a girlfriend
You want all that boring old #&%!$ like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
Letters and sodas

Liz Phair "#&%!$ and run"”