Love Songs Suck and Fairy Tales Aren't T rue

“
    I need a lover that won't drive me crazy

                John Camp Mellencougar (1979)

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““Spindlette, read the songs I posted. I don't want it all. I don't even want her to part her #&%!$'in boots under my bed. LOL! I'm lookin for someone who gets down to buisiness then gets the #&%!$ out. LOL! Not that any of this is really directed at you. It's all just fun and games. ;)meangreen

*whew* Ok, then.

Still, it's not you. ;)”

““thanks for keeping us on track there Ms. D.

:)" ~ Roam Around

No problemo... I got more where that came from. ;)

Just not tonight, honey. Some of us will otherwise be pre-occupied. hehe }:)
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“Still, it's not you. ;)”
spindlette
3:22:46 PM
2/06/08

LMAO!”

“You cynicals will find your soul mate someday...just keep looking!! :)”

“Let's see if this works:

”

“You cynicals will find your soul mate someday...just keep looking!! :)”
Zombie Coyote

you're kidding right?
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“When Walt died, Tinker lost her moral compass...

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“Hello and how are you, and how do you do
and who is that girl standing right next to you?
and what is her name, and what does she do?
I'm looking at her, while i'm talking to you

Her love must be sweeter than candy
Must be stronger than brandy
Why does she like you not me?

Can I buy you a drink
You seem a decent chap
I'm friendly to your face but
Behind your back

What i like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true

Her love must be sweeter than candy
Must be stronger than brandy
Why does she like you not me?

I agree with what you say, I think it must be true
Your girlfriend has only got one fault, that's you

What i like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true

When will we meet again, and where will it be
Why don't you both come over, to my house for tea
I'd rather she came round on her own yes its true
Your girlfriend is what i like most about you

what i like most about you
Is your girlfriend, its true”

“much better spindlette, now make her real, and give her some bad ass ink, and I'll be happy to send her packing along, about sunrise. Right after I remind her to put the phuking seat back up before she locks the door behind her.

SC does not live in the same reality as most folks. Pay no attention to her.”

“Don't give up meangreen, there is someone out there for you too!!

Speaking of Ink, I'm thinking of getting a tat, maybe of a coyote....but I'm not very good at coming up with a design.”

“woah Tink!”

“coyote eh? Make it something original and soulfull. Look at other art, photography etc. You don't have to gat a tat of a tat that's been done on 10000 other people. Get something that defines you. That's what they are really about any way. IMHO of course.”

“how does one 'gat a tat' anyway?

what is it to 'gat'?”

“high capacity, rapid fire, Roam. the newest thing in ink. 40 hours worth of work, all done in 10 seconds. hurts like a mother, but it's over really quick.”

“uh huh

yeah

if you say so”

““coyote eh? Make it something original and soulfull. Look at other art, photography etc. You don't have to gat a tat of a tat that's been done on 10000 other people. Get something that defines you. That's what they are really about any way. IMHO of course.”
meangreen
2:55:51 PM
2/06/08
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thats what's takin me so long to decide. I want it to be orriginal. I'm gonna have to work on some sketches.”

“What style do you want?
Native - PNW
lifelike
black & white
abstract
old school

A great place to start looking for inspiration is just by doing a google immage search. Also check wildlife art, and photography.

Any tat artist worth his ink cups is going to be able to take you group of photos, and your ideas and come up with a sketch of what you want, and then it's time to bleed. 8)
Please please be very selective of your artist though. That is the key to having an awesome tat instead of just an average run of the mill job.”

“One dirty nanny
Requirements: Good with kids, good at cooking and cleaning, willing to work for room and board, knows when to shut up (which is most of the time) and is perfectly willing to clear the plumbing on a daily basis.

Willingness to wash and wax car, clean guns and gear is a bonus.

Applicants meeting all of the above with large collection of outdoor gear will be given first consideration.
please call 1-800-meangrn or e-mail photo with resume”

“Did someone say bacon?


http://www.indigo.org/bacon.html”

“I heart bacon. Thanks lumberzac!”

“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds
And mars, any heart
Not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts......ooh,ooh love hurts

I'm young, I know, but even so
I know a thing or two
And I learned from you
I really learned a lot, really learned a lot
Love is like a flame
It burns you when it's hot
Love hurts......ooh,ooh love hurts

Some fools think of happiness
Blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves I guess
They're not foolin' me

I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true
Love is just a lie
Made to make you blue
Love hurts......ooh,ooh love hurts
ooh,ooh love hurts

Love Hurts - Nazareth”

“Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest
Well, at any rate, I guess you're...pretty good

Now, it seems to me I'm relatively lucky
I know I probably couldn't ask for too much more
I honestly can say you're an above-average lady
You're almost just what I've been looking for

You're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really...but you're good enough for now

You're pretty close to what I've always hoped for
That's why my love for you is fairly strong
And I swear I'm never gonna leave you, darlin'
At least 'til something better comes along

'Cause you're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really...but you're good enough for now
No, not really...but you're good enough for now”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGDrV_2ehI

There's a calm surrender
To the rush of day
When the heat of the rolling world
Can be turned away
An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you

(Chorus)
And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

There's a time for everyone
If they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason
To the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager
Beats in time with yours

(Chorus)
And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
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“I'm fixin to have to break out the Neal Diamond.”

“it's easier not to be wise
and measure these things by your brains
I sank into Eden with you
alone in the church by and by
I'll read to you here, save your eyes
you'll need them, your boat is at sea
your anchor is up, you've been swept away
and the greatest of teachers won't hesitate
to leave you there, by yourself, chained to fate

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
fear is not the end of this!

it's easier not to be great
and measure these things by your eyes
we long to be here by his resolve
alone in the church by and by
to cradle the baby in space
and leave you there by yourself chained to fate

oh, now, we took it back too far,
only love can save us now,
all these riddles that you burn
all come runnin' back to you,
all these rhythms that you hide
only love can save us now,
all these riddles that you burn yeah, yeah, yeah”

“Ah yes, here it is.

Here's your answer to Valentines day!”

“
        "I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade"

”

“So many men, so many reasons to sleep alone.

Need more angry music...”

“I'm sorry, but that has to be the worst song Paul McCartney ever wrote.


                    IMHO
of course.

”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKpmdhEf82Y

how many 65 yearolds rock like that?
last edited: 2/11/08 1:49:32 PM”

“Tilt, you're a real freakin' card.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs8FJergjas
Shake it, but don't break it.”

“You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo”

““I'm sorry, but that has to be the worst song Paul McCartney ever wrote.


IMHO

of course.


”
Tilt
3:42:52 PM
2/11/08
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I'm sorry but thats the worst post you've ever posted!!!

2 weeks time out! :D Buh bye!
last edited: 2/11/08 1:55:36 PM”

“Men want to feel close to a woman who will leave them alone.

--Elaine Boozler”

“For Nicole what? lol”

“Lennon/McCartney composed some of the most incredible songs of the last 50 years and their work will endure as long as popular music remains popular.

        http://www.stevesbeatles.com/songs/

That just wasn't one of them!     Sooooooorry!       (I stood it as long as I could!   LOL)

No one can hit a home run every time!


          Now shut-up and go listen to "A Day In The Life" !!

”

“And lets remember that call from Paul to the kids following the death of Linda.

"Kids got bad news and good news.....Bad news is your mum's dead...good news is we are having Hamburgers tonight."”

“I don’t wanna meet your dad
Don’t wanna hump your sister
Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don’t want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t wanna learn to dance don’t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I’m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I’m not a homo

When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn’t put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t want to spend the time
And I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend”

“Well that's a cheery little tune, Roam!”

“sure is”

“it's gotta great beat...”

“Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

in a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She #&%!$ing hates me
trust
she #&%!$ing hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that #&%!$ got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought i'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and i'm glad
'cause i'm a fool for all i've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she #&%!$ing hates me”

“Have a visual on that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe0Za0-4srY”

“NOW this thread is getting back on track!”

“Forget about your house of cards.”

“Good song spindle.”

“Finally the chick with as much disdain for the institution of love as myself posts up.

Howdy Spindle!”