Lets ban all camping!!!

“No Camping= no destruction of the wilderness....lets face it, LNT or not, YOU affect the delicate ballence of the ecosystem we all want to preserve!!!”

“No, there's the elite few like ickyma who deserve special camping priveleges. Only they know what's best for everyone.”

“Yes, but with the lowest outdoor exploration of any generation in history (just on the news this week), we don't need to ban it. Just keep everyone in front of the TV and XBox.”

“fine. more trail for me”

“Let close all museums too, because the best way to preserve artwork is to put it in a temperature and humidity controlled room devoid of any light.”

“let's just police ourselves. You see someone f'in up the place hit the MF'er in the head with your hiking stick”

“Best ill him outright then... cause he'll sue your butt for assault and then courts will let him off and put you in the slammer for denying the guy his civil rights. But if you kill him outright then he can't sue.”

“Hey anybody want to go camping and have a fire, hunt down some fresh meat, and just enjoy the outdoors.”

“you radical rabble rousing organizer.”

“you state a reason in court or in a deposition for beating the guy...don't do that, because it was HIM who assaulted you...(gee you never figured out you can lie as good as he does?).....

That's right, YOU are the injured party, because HE assaulted YOU....and you were traumatized by having to loose the savage beast (in us all) in order to survive the assault.......never again will you feel safe in the splendor that is gods creation because of HIM!

(File against him FIRST!)”

“Sounds like somebody can't go”

“Wait...THATS IT!

We can start a "end camping to save the environment" thing. Get a BIG push, heck get owlegord to demand people end camping...then MORE trails, more peace and quiet...YEAH great Idea!!!”