Valentine's Day tips

“Open the car door for your lady.

(tips should/can be used anytime)”

“Always hold her hair back when she is puking.”

“LOL!!!!!”

“I open the car door for her all the time and I haven't gotten a tip yet. Is she just cheap or is tipping for that service only customary on Valentine's Day?”

“Hey she didn't use what I got her last year...forget it this year...(LOL)”

“NC's in trouble (again).”

“Hmmm.... Here's a tip... If you are going to claim that you open the car door for her all the time, it should actually be an accurate claim. However, I'm pretty sure the only time you've opened the car door for her is when her hands were full from carrying a six-pack of your favorite beer.”

“Hey, you wouldn't want those newcy ale bottles to break.”

“Weekend Shower”

“we're gonna have a new thread everyday this week for Valentines Day aren't we?”

“want to thrill a chick?
why wait for valentine's day?
send the ho haiku!”

“Come on GNM, how can that special someone make your heart go pitter-patter on Valentine's day?”

“hmmm...surpises are good. Always think its romantic when in a movie the dude shows up totally unexpected just to say "I Can't live without you!!!"...but thats the movies.

Best line ever was at the end of when Harry Met Sally...and Harry showed up unexpected. *sniff*”

“in my case it's get on an airplane at 6am for omaha on a business trip and don't come home until 9 pm. she is going to flip when she finds out. i really screwed up this time.”

“LOL @ GNM...i'm so lucky, movie scenes like that make my wife vomit”

“are you sure its not morning sickness?”

“Yogi, I almost did the same thing. I have to go to Gainesville and was going to crash with arclite Thur night. Then it hit me, I can't spend Valentine's day with arc. Luckily, I was able to move it til next Wed. I booked the flight then realized I have an all day meeting on Thur. Crap.

My sis lives in B'ham and offered to keep the kids while MY WIFE AND I went out. We went out last Sat so I think our evening will consist of filling up the whirlpool and relaxing in the tub with a couple glasses of wine. Works for me.
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“i read that too fast the first time. i thought dayhiker was spending valentines day in the whirlpool with his sister.”

“Well it IS in Alabama...”

“which is close to georgia...”

“and close to Arkansas.”

“Thank goodness for the edit feature.”

“OHHH the cute little fat bird! I love little fat birds.”

“LOL..so sweetpea I am guessing you saw the "Whats at your birdfeeder" thread and thought...DINNER!”

“A friend just offered to run off with me and live in a tent and eat worms and drink rainwater.
I think I rather go with sweetpea and have fat little birds instead of worms.”

“A friend just offered to run off with me and live in a tent and eat worms and drink rainwater.

is your friend a bird?”

“damn good question...”

“well I didn't really mean i was gonna eat em...I like watching them ....fly around....but I wouldn't necessarily be adverse to eating them either, esp. if my other alternative was worms.”

“Play hide the tip?”

“HAHAAA. hmmmm. Sounds like a fun game rosey”

“Tip: When you send flowers.....SIGN THE CARD!

1. To take credit
2. To make sure the right person receives the thank you phone call.

Awkward”

“LOL...it JUST started....I sent flowers to one of the female "senior staffers" (think Catbert) who I am pretty sure is having at least Two affairs (security cameras don't lie) that we know of.....the card is signed LOVE!"

LOL now the kicker....she has a Hubby, and two "friends"...plus some other occasionals....this is the best $40.00 I ever spent....(LOL)”

“OO Crap it's Valentine's Day !!!!!”

“Vday tip one: When your girly fixes something new for dinner and it doens't quite turn out right...under no NO circumstances do you insult her cooking in front of her "friends" (and by friends I really mean enemies)
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“In the south, we were taught never to criticize the cook in public.

But bygod, once you get back home, anything goes. There have been some interesting discussions that began with the phrase "what was that sch!t?"...”

“well firstly, no one was forced to eat it. Secondly, the mutual friends (enemies rather) were not party to the dinner and thus were not exposed to the strange new dish.

It was a recipie i got off the back of a hot sauce bottle. I love that particular hot sauce and I thought hey, surely chicken would be great doused in this stuff as per the directions. Well...it wasn't. But it wasn't inedible either. It just wasn't great. Therefore any comments whatsoever alone or in front of others was entirely unnecessary!”