Valentines Day Haiku

“Candy and Flowers
Serving merely as tokens
of A deep felt love”

“Oh, oh doth the tears
fall streaming down my face now
at Chili's sweet ode”

“LOL .....I am not starting something I am going to have to finish. It has always cost me too much money every Valentines day so I am keeping my mouth shut.”

“O Valen Times times.
It is the gooood times for me -
Poots smell like canny!”

“your kisses excite
they really turn me on, dear
got more chocolate?”

“barf barf barf barf barf
barf barf barf barf barf barf barf
barf barf barf barf barf”

“my pee pee it burns
a korean prostitute
she said she was clean”

“My Husband My Love
Sweet, Funny, Romantic more
My Love Grows Each Day”

“Oh Jeez, NGB....”

“I'm gonna get sick NG.......”

“see its tricky - its a chocolate kiss, not a real one

haiku sucks”

“LMAO @ Roseymonster.”

“sarge, i think you couldve gotten away with saying "chocolate kiss" and still come in at syllables for the last line. lots of people tend to run the word "chocolate" together and make it two syllables: chock-lit”

“crash - my mo is to not stoop to the lowest common denominator.”

“it's poetry. you can play fast and loose with the rules”

“crashbang seems to be playing fast and loose with something else too.....


......after all, that's how he caught the clap”

“your kisses excite
my body shivers
a nibble on the corner
a lick around the edge
sweet heaven touches my tongue
don't stop
keep them coming
faster
faster
Now quickly!
go buy another bag of kisses before I finish this one
run like the wind
hurry!
I'm almost done with this one!
For the love of God please hurry!

... your kisses excite

”

“fast and loose....


I'm glad I don't have to read any more then that.”

“Valentine's birthday
I grow older by one year
This means a roll in the hay”

“sarge, i think you couldve gotten away with saying "chocolate kiss" and still come in at syllables for the last line. lots of people tend to run the word "chocolate" together and make it two syllables: chock-lit”
crash bang
7:16:40 PM
2/13/08


“crash - my mo is to not stoop to the lowest common denominator.”
Sarge
7:19:51 PM
2/13/08


“it's poetry. you can play fast and loose with the rules”
crash bang
7:20:58 PM
2/13/08”

“I almost throw up
reading the P-D-ayes much
better left private

;-P

Say, did I see the zombie coyote spirit here? Doesn't she HATE haiku with a passion??? Or is she older and mellower?????? LOL!

Now for my haiku... (well and some famous band). For CB and his "friend:"

Love stinks yeah yeah Love
stinks yeah yeah Love stinks yeah yeah
So love stinks yeah yeah”

“bump! and BELCH!”

“LOL”

“LOL”

“HAIKU SUCKS BIG BALLS!!!!




I'd rather have a venereal disease!


Edit...don't google venereal (wanted to make sure that was the right spelling....) UGH.
last edited: 2/16/08 9:56:17 AM”

“Oh no - not again!
Looks like I missed Valentines
Pfffft... mebbe next year”

“Valentine's Day - blah.
Makes me want to barf a bit.
Single yet again.

:)”

“Hmmm, Scorch - I wonder...
Next year - you and me babs! Huh?
I'm just sayin', K?
last edited: 2/21/08 3:50:42 PM”

“Long weeks have passed
Love's Saint rules the day no more
My candy heart melts”

“Gojo, I'm in, bud.
You've got yourself a big date!
Next year it is, *wink*”