Is this dude even an American?

“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330679,00.html

Peeping Tom Arrested After Hiding Under North Carolina Man's Bed”

“No picture of the naked girlfriend?”

“OOh OOOh OOH..who wants to put odds he is a wetback?”

“Now that guy needs his ass beat.”

“yea, because legal citizens dont peep. only the unwashed masses outside the crystal palace”

“We've all thought of doing that before, but who would do such a thing? Geesh.”

“Course...where Crash is he can pay a couple of extra bucks and get it for free”

“Now why don't girls ever break in and hide under the bed? That would be pretty cool.

Girls, just so you know, if you ever think about breaking into some guys house and hide under his bed to see him naked, you might as well go ahead and do it. I'm telling you, he won't care if he finds you. Just do it.”

“LOL hide your daughters.”

“Minish does it sound like someone is just BEGGING to be hauled into SMALL CLAIMS COURT for exposure?”

“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331027,00.html

Police allege Jorge Lopez-Orozco, an illegal immigrant, fled to Mexico after killing ex-lover and her two sons and setting them ablaze in Idaho.”

“idaho? jesus christ. canadas closer”

“Cervesa's too cold in canada.”

“You know there is a job the CIA could do. Hell Jorge goes out one night for some Tequilla...and just NEVER comes home.”

“Burrowing animals are smarter than that pervert under the bed....they have several exits to escape while that jerk had none. Dummy!!!!”

“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331989,00.html

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“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337828,00.html

mom tells son to kill himself”