Do you Know Sarge?

“I have hiked with Sarge.”

“I have hiked with Sarge.

”

“I am sarge.”

“jesus christ when are you all going to leave each other alone?
It's like my friggin kids in the back seat after about 350 miles and everyone needs some more dramamine.”

“His knee is touching mine.”

“don't make me pull this phuking thread over again!!! I swear I'll make you ride in the trunk!”

“Get out of my house!! in Jesus' name I pray!!


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“i can see mg driving with his left hand and swinging his right into the back seat trying to smack anyone within range...”

“LMAO! You mean you have seen? Haven't you been on a kids trip?”

“do what my mom used to do. Pull over and beat the hell out of us. Worked almost every time.”

“haha... almost”

“this is almost kinda sorta like the Big Brother House...think about it.”

“LMAO!


Don't make me turn this car around, or so help me...

Yogi, are you coming to RRG mothersday this year?”

“Or, you can drop us off at a gas station and pretend you forgot we wern't in the car. That worked too. Mom was the master of head games!
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“Has anyone noticed that this thread has degraded into something humorous from a flame war? That's a change!”

“Ok, that's a bit more twisted than I could ever really get, SC. Please tell me your parents didn't actually do that. Though it could explain some things.”

“i wish... i miss the gorge badly. that week is my week and my families weekend in the grand canyon.”

“Parent, and thats the tip of the iceburg! heheeheehee.”

“my Mama forgot her purse at home one time and realized it AFTER the gas was already pumped...the attendant suggested she leave my brother (he was 6) as collateral until she came back with the money. All HELL broke out on pump #9. LOL! I sided with the man pumping the gas”

“Most common long car ride lines from my parents:

Sit on your hands.

Are you and I gonna tangle?

If I have to pull over, the belt's coming off.

Let's play the quiet game.

Do you want desert? Then be quiet.”

“dang.”

“hmmmmm rosey ....

Each of those make good double entendres.”

“i was told that as a baby my mother would nurse me in the front seat of the mercury cougar, seat belts tucked away and hidden, my dad smoking benson and hedges while driving 80 down the chrysler expressway.”

“Your mother nursed you when she was a baby?”

“heh. I was sorta a hellion, or as they say now, spirited.”

“How I love living in a small town.
A while back I forgot to go to the bank before getting gas, and I just went in an told the attendant that I needed to go get some cash and I'd be right back. She said "oh, no problem hon. Take your time" and I was back in 5 minutes with cash in hand just like it was no biggie.”

““heh. I was sorta a hellion, or as they say now, spirited.”
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I hear ya!! Acording to mom, we were demon spawn and she was always ready to shoot us to the moon, whatever that meant!”

“the honeymooners. TV before your time”

““my Mama forgot her purse at home one time and realized it AFTER the gas was already pumped...the attendant suggested she leave my brother (he was 6) as collateral until she came back with the money. All HELL broke out on pump #9. LOL! I sided with the man pumping the gas”
GatherNoMoss
5:15:47 PM

All HELL broke out on pump #9.

That's silly, we all know you would have been much better 'collateral'.
;-)”

“We I was little we would take trips to visit our grandparents in Southern KY. Every time we got on the back roads of KY I would get car sick. I would tell my dad, "I'm feeling sick, pull over." He would say, "We're almost there, just hang on." We always ended up stopping, but too late.”

“Sass, you're such a good Christian. LOL!”

“In case (or should I say 'since') you didn't figure it out Sassafras, the whole point of the post was to stop the attention from the person behind the InconvenientTroll - it's people like YOU who make it into more than than by going off on combative tangents like you just did. If it really bothered you, you would call for the person behind InconvenientTroll to be banned forever. You won't though, because this isn't about me and attention, it's about you hurling personal insults at me, unprovoked. Some things never change.”

“I wonder when you're going to head over the the damit damit damit thread and chastise NurseGoodBody for craving attention.

(crickets)”

“The mere fact we are on the third page of posts is the sign of the apocolypse.”

“i think its a sign of business as usual”

“Sass, your buddy reformed lurker just made a thread all about him. You gunna say something?

(crickets)

Your hypocrisy in these situations proves you are defined by your hate.”

“I hiked with Sarge on one of Wounded Knee's trips, here's what he looks like:

”

“oh dub you are a mean and wicked bad man.

that was a GREAT TRIP. talk about good memories. wasn't that the trip that wanderfool and wounded knee wanded off on and weren't seen again until the weekend was over?

dude, i didn't know you played the guitar. learn something new every day.”

“Hey I reconize that dude!!!! :D”

“i am shocked at myself for giving someone the finger. can't deny the photo however. i don't recall meeting dub until later in the day. i was on the long hike and we passed him up. that hike was so good we did it the next year. we should plan another.

the kids really enjoyed cmb hiking with us last year. they still talk about cmb, crash, meangreen, and jerbear.”

“Yeha, CMB is great with kids! They seem to love him.”

“What was it about the kids in the back seat staying just OUT of slap range.....but a tap on the brakes brings em into play.

LOL

I wanna play....DADDY Spirit is tryin to pull me into the back....never mind I will deal with it for a while myself (LOL)”

“I'm so out of it on TT I hardly know who anyone is anymore (had no idea you were Yogisan now). But I remember joking with ya Pitts that when the finger was up you were Sarge and when it was down you returned to Pitts. I didn't know wanderfool had an online name, last I knew we were still calling her rusty bucket and she and WK did disappear until the end....hmmm... But yeah, that was a great trip, hard to believe it was over 2 years ago! Remember we survived the tornado that came through and SC forgot her tent poles during the storm and those walnuts kept raining down on her and hitting her in the head (explains what's wrong with her)”

“*ducks and covers*”

“That's pretty weak talking trash behind my back out on the trail. Glad to know it. You were on my 'would hike with' list.”

“(I can't help it)

Am I on it?”

“guess not.”

“I was kicked off that list ages ago, probebly.”

“A non-existant list for non-existant hikes on which I now non-exist.”

“Nimblefoot - seriously, what is your problem?”