Tattoo my helmet!

“I got a new climbing helmet and it's bright orange. I want some ideas for cool designs I can have my tattoo artist paint on it for me, because I don't want it to be so plain.”

“Boy mean there were SO many ways this could have gone.....(LOL)”

“tropical flower over the left ear like that other recent helmet picture that I can't find”

“ya. feel free to insert all manner of quotes from Spaceballs or any other "helmet" jokes you feel necessary. LOL!”

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“Something other than the usual tire tread pattern, obviously.”

“That'd be sexy HOI.

I was thinking about some old school 50's flames on the front and then a modified jolly rodger on the back. A skull with a rope coil, and an ice axe crossed behind it. I dunno. Gimme some cool ideas.”

“Wings on the side like Mercury ----”

“maybe just paint the back to look like the back of a real skull, and a big hole busted out with a brain underneath.”

“Put a giant safety pin through it and hang some flesh colored mosquito netting off the rim.”

“"THIS IS MY SMALL HELMET!"”

“paint it like a giant brain.

Maybe a bullseye for falling rocks?

a big pile of bird poop”

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substitute ice axes.....”

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I like the pic..remove the wording....”

“I always think of this when I see your trailtalk name......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovu0_VFJsBY

so my vote is a Gigantornimous mean ass Venus Fly Trap.”

“hmmmmm
Some things to think about. Keep em coming!”

“I want a Greenman tattoo so bad! Lots of other styles out there for it.”

“crap..it just occurred to me. You can't view that clip can you?

mean green mother from outer space clip from Little Shop of Horrors is what it is.

get a computer man!”

“giant pink buttcheeks”

“WK you friggin commie. LOL!

I like Birch's I could really have an ass hat!

GNM, I'm at work (like most of you hosers), and it's their filters that keep me from seeing those.”

“HA! Pizza slut! hee hee!”

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I'm at home...pfffbbbbbbbttttttt”

“Did you know you have a blow pop?

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So the rocks know where to land when they're falling on you.
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“A globe?

Bullet holes? One of those broken winshield decals with a baseball going through it?”

“ROPE! It's Knot just for Climbing anymore...

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“a red X?”

“heck, I can see it...

picture a bondage scene.....”

“COOL!”

“oh my!”

“So in the 1980's a Major university made of study of the purpose of the "helmet" on top of a guy's little "soldier"
After a year and a half a million dollars they found nothing except it is for pleasure.

Then a women's rights group did a restudy of the subject and after two years and three times the money found basically the same thing.

A group of Marines read about the study, they all donated $20 a piece and bought some beer and spent a night getting drunk and made the conclusion that its there to keep your hand from slipping off.”

“"CLIMB FREE ... DIE PUMPED"”

“fitting considering my first couple climbing experiences.

I was thinking more along the lines of pictures instead of words.”

“that plus you might not get the type of reception you would expect if you put that on your helmet.

when did you go climbing?!?!”

“only on courthouse rock last summer. Remember you gave me a rash o' chit for not using pro?

The helmet was bought for the CO trip, but I've been reading a lot about mountaineering, and I think I may be up to taking some classes.”

“so what did you wind up doing to the thing?”

“Nothin yet. It's still in the box lying on my bedroom floor with half my other gear I don't use.”

“thats disappointing...least you could have done is mark that #&%!$ up with a sharpie”

“Well, for now my helmet looks good in the box...”