The Chocolate Thread

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        C'mon.....  Don't be like that!

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“Friggen chocolate thread!”

“chocolate covered peanut butter easter eggs - I hate you”

“This thread is el diablo.”

“I had a Mr. Goodbar tonight.”

“:-\”

“That's just a little scary ----”

“Yea, a bit creepy.”

“HPM got me a box of dark chocolate Godiva truffles for Valentines Day. I've had all of one. I keep forgetting they're there, right in the middle of the kitchen, under a kitchen towel and a catalog. Out of sight, out of mind.”

“little scary?...why?”

“because of the very strange double entendre ... what kind of weiners do you guys have over there in Europe?”

“I had a few dark chocolate truffles last week. There were a few white chocolate ones in the box, but I didn't like those too much.”

“...höh?”

“the triangle poking out of the side of her face is just a bit odd,   LOL”

“I don't know if you're pretending Euro, but that advertisement has the sexual innuendo of that woman give fellatio.”

“and the fact that she "cracked one off" ... creepy!”

“That women appears to be naked.............not scary.”

“I got worried you might say it's scary just because the woman appears naked. I remember seeing that advert around town.
Don't know about the english text - maybe there is something said or implied, that is hidden to me.”

“She does appear to have a mouthful................and that must scare some people...........dang puritans.”

“What scares this "puritan" is that she bit it off.”

“LOL...”

“Euro hike - I think part of the ummm uneasyness about that ad may be due to an old joke about one necrophiliac saying to another as they walk by the morgue "what say we stop in and crack open a cold one"
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“I gave in... I had some Dove milk chocolate today.”

“Lindt milk chocolate truffles --- chase 'em with VSOP.”

“M&M's to help relieve the stress headache...I need many more bags of em.”

“Lindt was the brand of truffles I had last week. They were good.”

“M&M's ain't real chocolate like the European stuff.”

“HEY --- M&Ms can save your life, Man!    

I haven't had some of the other Lindt truffle flavors in a while. I need to grab one of their "variety packs" the next time I see one.”

“Cadbury Mini Eggs. MMMMMMMM

Thank God they are only sold during Easter time and not all year round.”

“That variety pack looks good. The ones I had seemed to have all the same centers, but just had either a white, milk chocolate or dark coating.”

“This calls for more research!

Hmmm..... Are the Cadbury Eggs out yet?”

“Oh yes. My mom is addicted to the Stovers raspberry whip eggs that come out this time of year too. Those things are pure evil.”

“If it's not more than 50% cocoa, it's not real chocolate.”

“interesting....”

“I'll be on the lookout for that ----”

“the smooth milk chocolate soothes your A hole after the burning of the fiery peppers



I know, I know…I really should be in marketing”