Its friday and I need a beer or sex!!

“???

Oh well, i'm drowning my sorrows.”

“this is a nice thread.”

“beer (check)

sex (check....check)

Now my life day is complete :)”

“cheers”

“Life day?”

“i'm alive today”

“made it through friday without indulging in my sexual compulsion...thank god for that beer!”

“Lots of Corona down in Sarasota now. I think i see 12 empty bottles.”

“Beer or sex, hmmmm? I guess I'll go with beer. It lasts longer.”

“same thing about a shot”

“I'll take a nap.”

“I'll have both.”

“a Mojito and sex? oh wait..Chili is out of town, I guess I will have to settle for a Mojito...”

“if we had this in our office.....


”

“Whoever they are, I'll work for them.”

“it would be one happy place :)”

“The place where we bought our wedding rings had one. seriously. They had a pop machine that dispensed heinikens...they were free so we could drink while we browsed for rings :)”

“whats POP

oh you mean
SODA...

darn redneck!”

“They had a San Miguel machine in the theater where we rehearsed in the Philippines. It cost 40 centavos for a beer in 1964. That was a tad more than 10 cents. You couldn't afford to stay sober at that rate.”

“The title of this thread is somewhat confusing...

what's wrong with having beer AND sex on Friday?”

“...I agree...why not BOTH????

pop is NOT a redneck term...
...it's an Ohio/Indiana thing!!!!
...redneck is "coke" ( "I'll take a coke"..."what kind?"..."a mountain dew")


..but I'm sure ya'll think I'm a redneck anyways!!!”

“Some of both please!”

““...I agree...why not BOTH????

pop is NOT a redneck term...
...it's an Ohio/Indiana thing!!!!
...redneck is "coke" ( "I'll take a coke"..."what kind?"..."a mountain dew")


..but I'm sure ya'll think I'm a redneck anyways!!!”
divinity

yeah, whut she sed.....

replace the crappy heinekin with a nice brown ale and you'd have sumthin worth havin'.”

“Sex is worth havin' beer or no.


Please don't ban me elsie.”

“It was a permutation of a thread that sc made.”

“No beer here. A nice chilly glass of Chard after spewing over on the McCain thread. Gawd that felt good. Sex, later. I hope...”

“I am so outta here...do not llok for me till Monday!

oh and the drinks are on me!”

“what about the sex?”

“I want sex right now. Mikes at work though.
:(

I have the next few days off...which I was supposed to be spending down south. I guess I'm just gonna have to drink a lot of wine and have a lot of sex instead.
last edited: 9/19/08 2:13:02 PM”

“oh drat!”

“I sure as hell ain't gettin any sex. Guess I can get drunk instead.”

“WK...do you need help with your basement cleaning this weekend? I sure as heck have nothing better to do this weekend. Besides sex that is.”

“no comment.”

“Basement cleaning and sex. NICE!”

“yeah its important to keep your basement clean - wouldn't want to get a case of monkey basement would you?”

“It's Saturday and I am having both. Oh, and some college football thrown in for good measure.

Damn, I have a busy day.”

“You should requisition a time-motion study......”

“I'll keep notes and post the results later.”

“And maybe toss in a game Twister there somewhere,     LOL”

“You all are making me jealous. I get neither this weekend. =(”

“twister or basement cleaning?”

“sass, beer and or sex is what got you into this mess in the first place!”

“or?”

“I just know a lot of people who get pregnant because of beer.”

“I bet it from bottles, they look more comfortable than cans”

“Oh sure...   'and'....   I just don't know about the  'or'     LOL”

“speaking of.....



I've got hubby drunk, I've let him watch two sports games today, AND I've made him home made real pumpkin pies today....

:)

:)

:)”

“testing

i'm happy now, LOL! beer and sex, no, rum and sex would improve it even more though!!!
last edited: 9/21/08 8:51:14 PM”

“all right; so it's monday.

i still neeed it.”