Braggin` About My Nuts

“Yeah -- You know you like'em.”

“WOW > is this gonna be another drunken, spew-spittin', all-out brawl?!?!?”

“Your NutZ.......”

“A little girl asks her dad, "Daddy, if I had some nuts on a wall would they be wallnuts?"

"Yes."

"Daddy, if I some nuts on my chest would they be chestnuts?"

"Well, I guess."

"Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would they be chin nuts?"

"Hell no! You'd have a d#@k in your mouth!"
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“"WOW > is this gonna be another drunken, spew-spittin', all-out brawl?!?!?"

Another?

Spew-spittin`?

All-out brawl?

Sweetheart you got me mixed up with somebody else.”

“mmmmm, nutsssss”

“Wasn't there an mNutz that used to haunt this board?”

“My co-worker at EMS is braggin' about his nuts right about now:

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“Get 'Em From The Peanut Man (Hot Nuts)

This song and the following can be found on the CD "Raunchy Business: Hot Nuts & Lollypops" in the Columbia Roots 'n' Blues series, a CD full of "risqué" blues recordings. They were both recorded on March 4, 1936 in Chicago.

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn't hard as mine
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Ah, they tell me your nuts is mighty small
Best to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

(Instrumental break:)
Look what you can get cheap!
Only five cents boys!
Nice and brown, too!
Everybody's crazy about my nuts!

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Now you see that man all dressed in brown
He's got the hottest nuts in town
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
When a hog get hungry, he starts to grunt
When a man get hungry, he starts to hunt for
Nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man, I say
You buy 'em from the peanut man”

“Ah.... The Classics!”

“"My co-worker at EMS is braggin' about his nuts right about now"

Christ!

You're a big fat faker. That's your husband. Only a wife knows how to tug and drag like that.”

“Husband??? Heck no. I'm single as they come, baby!
Story behind that pic is that we just got those pants in. They are called "Surplus Pants" and for some unknown reason they have 4 loops in the crotch that are only big enough to fit fingers through them. My theory is that they are there to drag people across the floor :)

He was the only brave one to let me test out my theory lol.”

“Note to self: Never pass out around Scorchfire in a situation where I need to be "drug" out across the floor.”

“good call chili”

“LOL wussies”

“Yeah, right. 4 loops in the crotch.


You've got a hand full there. You might be single, but it's very clear that you know how to handle them.”

“He's smiling. Need I say anymore?”

“My army winter trousers have a double loop in the crotch and I was never sure what they're for.

Thanks for clearing things up, La Scorch.”

“Well why wouldn't he be? He's male, after all.

The thought of ice cream gets most of us up and running.

A full blown grab would last most on this board a life time.

Hell, I would be surprised if it wasn't already being put to use as we type.”

“LOL

“My army winter trousers have a double loop in the crotch and I was never sure what they're for.
Thanks for clearing things up, La Scorch.”

But seriously.... if anyone knows what they're for, I'd really like to know.”

“I'm still baffled.....”

“They are loops for harness straps.”

“We figured it was something for climbing, but still... we have a lot of climbers at the store and they've never used anything like that.”

“I got a compliment on my nuts yesterday.”

“http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSL2451986620080224?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&rpc=22&sp=true

Nuts picked from Amazon rainforests helped fuel the world's first commercial airline flight partly powered by renewable energy on Sunday.”

“Did somebody say "nuts"?
”

“LOL..four loops in the crotch? Gotta be for men...since you would just need two holed in the bottom to pick up the women and carry them out like a 6 pack...right?”

“I try to avoid walnuts.”