OMG, I'm a liberal again. (seriously)

“Should I ever utter those words, I not only give you permission to shoot me, but I beg you to do so.”

“Hey Sarge where would you want shot placement to be?”

“Alright, our task has been defined. Now we have to figure out how to make sarge say "OMG, I'm a Liberal".

Let's develop a project management team. We'll need some project developers and some testers to test the developer's theories. Any volunteers? This might require some overtime but together we can overcome this obstacle.

(ohh, and just so i don't get tattled on this was all sarcasm. i don't have actual plans to shoot sarge.)
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“minish223, you are a better expert on this than I. Perhaps start a sub-committee with thrifty's team to determine the most painful, yet deadly placement of the bullet.”

“Did he have a Hillaryous wet dream?”

“It's got to be a sucking chest wound but I'll bet I get some debate on that.”

“I know how to treat those minish223.”

“Most painful = kneecap.”

“It's just pain he want die unless it's left untreated.”

“We may need a professional medical person for this one.”

“Queue: XL”

“Thrifty, in need of professional medical help does not equal professional medical person.
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“Most painful, yet deadly placement of the bullet. To meet those requirments I think a professional will be needed”

“Sarge is a liar. Everyone knows liberals are against guns.”

“I'm sure Sarge can find someone to help.”

“Most painful = kneecap. - somebody

What about the Family Jewels?”

“Family Jewels. Still want kill him.”

“Most painful, yet deadly placement of the bullet.”

“Mutt, Pellet Gun, Family Jewels, Fifteen Yards.”

“Come on Guys Sarge needs us stop f"in around and get serious about this.”

“I used to be conservative you know - then I realized I was just a sheep being sold on a bunch of hate and a few snappy lines.

It only took about five minutes looking at the facts to see the error of my ways.”

“Holy crap that does not help here Y2.”

“You know I've seen the conservative side and realize what a bunch of crap it all is. I believed them all, Reagan, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ted Haggard, Rush Limbaugh.”

“Y2 get with the program and help us kill Sarge. Most painful, yet deadly placement of the bullet is how he wants it done. Now focus.”

“Sarge had a heart attack years ago. His tormented soul lives on though.”

“I used to be a liberal, then they tripled the size of my brain, sewed my head back on, and told me to quit my f'n crying. :P”

“Rent a copy of Reservoir Dogs: it's a gut shot.”

“damn it Non that isn't helping. Shot placement for pain and still kill.”

“Reservoir Dogs. Now that may help I'll have to watch it again.”

“It will kill, just not for days.


For a conservative, based on the way the left describes them, the shot placement to cause the most pain and death would be right in the wallet.”

“Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother#&%!$er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.”

“For a conservative, based on the way the left describes them, the shot placement to cause the most pain and death would be right in the wallet.”
Nonconformist
12:19:49 PM
2/27/08

Well it would need a miracle shot to hit them in the groin ;op”

“by groin, did you mean nads?

Everyone has a groin y2.”

“bollocks Sarge.”

“Sorry, your humor is gone now. Timing was off.”

“LOL, bollocks...i walk around the office saying that all the time and most people don't get it...cultural retards”

“register democrat, vote for Obama on April 22nd and call me in the morning. If condition continues, vote for Obama in November and call me immediately.

Side effects include, better economy, end of Iraq war, more secure america, happier soldiers, happy people, happier tters, happier world and happiness for all.”

“Shi; him to northwestern Pakistan. They'll know what to do when he gets there.”

“Seriously. Geo has the right idea. Deck out in all your "Proud to be an American" attire and take a walk outside the Green Zone in Baghdad. That should take care of the problem.”

“WOW..that was a shocker...well Sarge I think the first sign of going Libbie is you begin to turn into the New Castrati....,


New Castrati

Expounder (usually male) of politically correct liberal-progressive sound bites who believes in all left-leaning issues such as global warming, feel-good education, conflict resolution, and so forth.

Examples of the New Castrati include: The Iraq Study Group, France, the NEA, San Francisco, Rosie O'Donell, Bill Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, Al Gore etc....

If I see the warning signs I will smother you in your sleep with a pillow. (LOL)”

“If I see the warning signs I will smother you in your sleep with a pillow.

LOL...never had a guy give you a rub down with a muscle warmer..then you are snuggling and one thing leads to another and he forgets what he had on his hands earlier?


Okay, now you're starting to worry me ...”

“LOL..remember I made that comment to a female...(LOL) though I could understand Kleetn's problem, being part of the New Castrati he looks a women and men with equal desire....”

“Hey Sarge this sound like some of the "libbies on the Threads"?

The Democratic party, on the other hand, came to represent the realm of maternal nurturance--compassion over standards (i.e., racial quotas), idealization of the impulses (just as a mother is delighted in the instinctual play of her child), mercy over judgment (reduced prison sentences, criminal rights, etc.), cradle-to-grave welfare, a belief that we can seduce our enemies and do not have to defeat them with manly violence, and the notion that meaning, truth and values are all arbitrary and subject to change (which is true of the fluid world of emotions in general).

http://onecosmos.blogspot.com/2006/01/pathetic-last-children-of-nietzsches.html”

“It's okay XL, you don't have to worry about being a castrati.”

“Nice alto voice you write in there Geo...(LOL)”

“Absolutely. The reason that we CAN separate people into liberal and conservative groups (contrary to the thinking of some on here), is because they each have their own basic premise as to the nature of man. Everything else comes from that basic belief. If you're a liberal, you believe that man's nature is naturally good. (that man tends to and wants to be good by his very nature, and only needs to be reminded of this from time to time) Of course, according to common liberal scientific thought, that ignores their belief that man is part of a billions of years old evolutionary process where every living beings basic nature is for survival over all else. So yeah, a comment that the Democrats came to represent a belief that government need only to nurture people's "natural" desires (supposedly which are for "good") as opposed to put a stop to their "unnatural and uncommon" desires (supposedly which is to do "evil") doesn't surprise me one bit.”

“Sarge, I may have to reply to that. I believe all people are Basically GOOD in nature. Unless they have serious mental disfunctions they seek to do what is "right" for them in a given situation.

Sadly we make each decision based on the best information from our past. In essence we satisfice (since we cannot have ALL the information there is we use what we have). each decision.

When I am interviewing an Arsonist I seek not only to get a "confession or admission of guilt" but I also seek to understand the series of events leading to the situation where they felt it was acceptable to destroy "with Fire" the property of another.

Do I feel pity for the poor schlub who got drunk, wife was leaving him and he set fire to her stuff on the bed to "show her" and in the end burned up his apartment or house and did some other damage?

Yes, but I also have the grasp on reality that says,"We must figure out the origin and cause so as to PREVENT the reoccurance."

I can sympathize with the bozo all day long...but I am still going to lock him up.”

“Sarge, I may have to reply to that. I believe all people are Basically GOOD in nature. Unless they have serious mental disfunctions they seek to do what is "right" for them in a given situation.

Yes, I've heard your mistaken belief before.

In your whole reply you did not attempt to provide any evidence that people are naturally good, only that you claim to treat them as such.”

“We are all born win a sin nature! But by the grace of God !!! I think that has been said before.”

“Isn't getting Sarge to say I'm a liberal just a knock off of Superman and his arch rival Mytzelplik? I don't know if I spelled that right.....”