Sarge's Greatest Hits

“OK Sarge I went back and read about all these "lies" I said about you listed on the Hey Nigal thread. Personally I'm flabberghasted at the level of manipulation and twisting you do in order to call someone a liar. Let's go through this, shall we...

You called me an ass, and said I had the mentality of a two year old.


Not a lie! Um, HELLO!! What do you want? A show of hands? What kind of guy fakes his own death, creates a new handle and then hangs around to watch? I know you think I keep harping on this but it's one of those things you'll never be able to shrug off and say, "But it was a prank.". No it was the worst kind of lie and the type of attention seeking behavior that wins you the tag ass hole and 2 year old under anyone's standards.


Also, you said everything "HAD to be about him (me)".


Again, a show of hands will prove me right on this one. I know, I know, trying to get an ego maniac to admit he's obsessed with himself is like trying to pass a camel through the eye of a needle.

For example, you were responding to XL who had mentioned that he had chatted with me via messenger. You said that you had chatted with me too. That's not true.

WTF? If I did say I chatted with you the only way I would have meant it is in the non-literal sense as in chatting through e-mail. Because that's the only way we've ever communicated, right? Why the hell would I lie about something like this?

You also said that I emailed you and complained about being abused. Nigal, the only time I emailed you about that was AFTER you emailed me about that very thing!

You accuse me in the first sentence and then verify I was right in the second. Jesus H. Christ you're twisted.

In conclusion I couldn't find one thing in your post that was an actual lie on my part. It does seem a bit spooky that you have dates and days years after the fact like you're keeping a journal. And you want ME to apologize? Dude if I give you anything it's going to be the number of a good shrink.”

“Uh oh. Nigal did not get the Sarge vaccine.

Now he is infected.”

“You're the one twisting things. The first one I didn't say is a lie. That's (mentality of a 2 year old) your opinion. So what are you arguing about? A strawman. The second one is just wrong. You are making a supposition as to what I'm thinking. You're wrong. I realize you THINK you're right, but you're not. YOU are the one who made it about me, I just responded to YOU. Like I said, in every case on this site I've only asked for it to stop. You can only ask a few THOUSAND times. If you CHOOSE not to believe that I'm sincere in that request, that's totally on you, not me. Regarding the third thing, we weren't talking about email, we were talking about IM chatting. On the forth thing - THIS WAS YOUR WHOLE POINT - You were going off on me suddenly, without provocation, supposedly because I was "crying" to you - but you left off the fact that YOU are the one who contacted ME and started the conversation about mapleleaf. You certainly lied in that you made it sound like I was being a baby #&%!$ing about something that you wanted no part of. Like I said, the ONLY reason I #&%!$ed was in RESPONSE TO YOUR EMAIL where YOU brought it up. Regarding the dates, I don't delete my emails, so it's simple to refer to them. That's spooky and requires a good shrink? That's the kind of mentality you approached this whole thing from. You act as if I'm nuts for being obsessive, but YOU are the one bringing the stuff up, and not deleting emails is far from "a bit spooky". If you think that's spooky, you either need to get out of the diaper stage and grow a pair or YOU need a good shrink.

Look at it this way Nigal. You went OFF on me calling me all kinds of names and crying your ass off for what? Because YOU emailed me about something and I responded to it. Ok. Let's pretend like I complained to you about something WITHOUT you asking me about it first. Even if I did that, so what? Was it really that dramatic for you that you had to just all of a sudden hate me and say all those things, 5 months after I had posted ANYTHING on trailtalk? Was it really that big of a deal to you? And YES, you "all of a sudden" hated me, because a month or so after that email exchange you emailed me something else that was very pleasant. I had NO communications with you or anyone else on trailtalk after that pleasant exchange. So this came out of the blue! Why? What set you off. It wasn't anything I did because I didn't contact you about anything... except ... the thing you left out of this post of yours above. There is one other thing I said you lied about - and you conveniently left that out of your response above.

You said that I contacted you to post by-proxy for me to complain about crap online.

THAT'S A LIE.

The ONLY thing I conctacted you about was to post online a message from StoveStomper who was in the hospital who wanted to relay a message to the board about his condition and to think people for gifts. Why didn't I post it online? BECAUSE I HAD ASKED MATT TO BAN MY IP SO THAT PEOPLE WOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT ME UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THEY'D REALIZE I WASN'T POSTING OR TROLLING.

Don't you see the irony in that? Here you go #&%!$ing to everyone about how I want all this attention, and saying I want you to post by-proxy for me - but in reality the reason I couldn't post is becuase I was trying yet another thing to get the talk about me to stop.

AND let's not forget the most important lie of yours ... which you didn't respond to ... THE MESSAGE WAS FROM STOVESTOMPER who was recovering from a STROKE, not me.

You need a good shrink. I don't think I did anything that warranted the outburst of yours. Worst case, if I shouldn't have RESPONDED TO YOU, and held my tongue about things going on the board, was it really that big of a deal that you had to go off? Man, if something like that sets you off that easily, you need to check your meds. Nobody is perfect Nigal. Certainly not me ... and certainly not you. I hope your friends and family give you more grace than you exhibit. I was always very courteous to you, even after your outburst I tried to make amends. I now wonder if I should have used better judgment.
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“OK. Fine. Here's your apology.


I'm sorry you're a vag.

Happy? LOL!”

“I really didn't think you'd take ownership of your lies. You didn't disappoint.”

“Needs more cussing, personal invective, and physical threats of violence - or rather threats of physical violence. Need more caffeine.
last edited: 3/06/08 5:39:14 AM”

“Sometimes Sarge reminds me of a balloon that you blow up and then let go, and it flies around the room in crazy patterns, bouncing off things until it totally deflates and drops limply to the floor.”

“You remind me of a balloon that is overly inflated and all staticy .... cos you're fat and you cling to to me.

Geobeet is still mad because I made him realize he's a libbie. LOL.”

“The only thing you've made me realize Sarge is that you're a blubbering idiot. Now go cry to Elise.”

“You of all people have no right to call anybody "blubbering", fat man. Are you fat because you're extremely lazy, or because you are so insecure you need to build a security blanket around yourself eating Haagen-Daaz?”

“Now that's more like it! LOL”

“LMAO”

““LMAO”

Geobeet
9:36:30 AM
3/06/08


You going to laugh that thing off, that's a LOT of laughing.”

“Why is that blue balloon smiling?
last edited: 3/06/08 7:25:23 AM”

“My assessment?

αξιοθρηνητο προσοχη αναζητουν χαμενος
Pathetische aandacht strekkende verliezer
Patético perdedor que buscan atención
жалкую внимание стремится проигрыше
Attenzione patetico alla ricerca di perdente
哀れな配慮を求めて敗者

Put that in your translator and smoke it.”

“Stinkin' Commie !”

“Si!”