Assclowns Unite!

“You ability to locate such a site is a clear indication of your tendencies.”

“What do you have to do to get a drink around here?”

“bacpac, i was looking for your personal homepage. SUCCESS!

http://assclownforum.forumotion.com/”

“Ummmm. That was a verry stink butt.”

“Why would you care about my personal home page? Step out of the closet. We can smell you in there.”

““Why would you care about my personal home page? Step out of the closet. We can smell you in there.”
bacpac
5:33:28 PM
3/04/08

morbid curiosity of what someone who lives in their mother's basement might blog about. I should know better but sometimes I can't help myself. Every now and then it results in something interesting. Mostly it's just disappointing - i'm sure your parents know what that's like.”

“Basement, huh?

http://www.definition-of.com/basement”

“basement rate this definition:
(Adult / Slang)
Casual term for:
1. The ass. See ass for synonyms.

2. The abdomen, the stomach.

hmmmm, you lived in your parent's ass?

interesting - and disappointing all at once.”

“Stay focused on the ass. It works for you.”

“were you sitting there all that time just waiting for me to pay attention to you again. awwww you wike a wittle puppy dog - only uglier.”

“What are you talking about?”

“its ok pusswad, i'm sure noone noticed.”

“Perhaps they noticed you have a thing for ass clowns. That is all that I noticed.”

“oh - you noticed? easy to recognize isn't it - looks familiar you think?

Your obsession is starting to look like a man-crush. That's a bit unsettling.”

“This thread is generating more interest than that whole assclown forum.”

“Nice sombrero!

”

“Fruit cake weasel?”

“Close! No cuban for you this time.

;)”

“Ermine W. Zwiebach??”