Tucker Joe

“You signed up as a maybe on the Dragon's Tooth McAfee Knob Tinker's Cliff Trip in April...

I just said that I hope that you can make it...

'fool
last edited: 3/09/08 6:33:02 PM”

“ok..sarge..gotcha..

ohhh ok wf...hopefully we will make it...Thanks!!”

“Sarge, your response not just proves my point, it underscores it.

You absolutely invite grief. You don't just ASK for it, hell, you pretty much DEMAND it.

I figure it is supply and demand. I have the ability to deliver antagonism. You are in the market to have as much as you can get, delivered.

I am just doing my part to make sure there is equilibrium in the marketplace.

I don't have to justify anything. I wasn't giving you a backhanded compliment. I pretty much said what I meant. But, hell, you don't have to hike with me. Actually, there is at least one person I am not hiking with either, so, I would have to say your perogative is just that....yours.”

“All I've done is defended myself, and pointed out that you have attacked me, unprovoked. If that underscores some point of yours, you really should get back into law and start fighting for something more worthwhile.

I have not invited grief. You have confused the interactions of common children with those of the adult world. In the world of children, adults are often found saying "just ignore them, they'll go away", but that is used as a method of explaining to them that you shouldn't let the get inside your head, and their words can't hurt you ("sticks and stones"). In the adult world when somebody attacks another, unprovoked, the aggressor is the one called out on it. I am calling you out. I know the lesson about the sticks. When you call me names, unprovoked, and generally harass me - it does not make me feel bad. I don't get my feelings hurt like a child might. I will, and do, on the other hand, stand up for myself. When you act the way yo do, you're going to have to deal with the consequences. Those consequences are me calling you out on it. It's not much, but it simply a demonstration of your hypocrisy. You want to attack me? I'll return the favor by demonstrating your hypocrisy. I know that you'd prefer I just take your crap lying down, but that ain't going to happen. I won't be hurt emotionally, but I also won't let it go. I haven't invited grief. YOU have decided yourself to make the decision to give me grief, unprovoked. Nothing I did actually asked for it, not matter how much you say it - you can't point to anything I've said that asked for you to provoke me, unprovoked. You wish that were true, because that would justify your actions. You're trying to put the blame on me for YOUR inappropriate actions, and you've been called out on it.”

“Actually Sarge, it is entertaining to me. I am actually counting the "provoke to retaliate word ratio".

So far, for every one of my words, you are generating about two.

I really won't feel like I hit maximum output until I have that at 1:3.”

“Whatever man.”

“Dammit! You are screwing up the ratio, a$ s hole.
last edited: 3/09/08 6:52:23 PM”

“it's now 1.87:1

'fool”

“Yeah, I better quit before I let it get any lower, wf.”

“dudes here at trailtalk. i am changing my ways and chillin out. going to make this forum my home now and want to meet all those whom i have crossed paths. i like all you here too. thank you for welcoming me here.
this trip page is the only one of its kind man and rocks.
hope to see all those real backpackers soon.”

“I thought you had already hiked with so many here?”

“dude mr green, i never said i backpacked with anyone here, i did say paths was crossed with many of you. i have spoken to many in passing along trails or the other side where many of you go, including you mr mean.”

“I do. Very seldom, but on the rare occasion, yes. I think I have about 25 posts there in the past 2 1/2 years.”

“true dude, but you are always over there looking, so be honest, you like the new site dude.”

“They changed it again? Are you freakin serious?
Honestly the format they use is half the reason I don't post over there more. I don't like that everything has it's own seperate forum. I like the way this site is layed out far better. Did they change it to be like this one? If so I may post over there more.”

“dude, the other side is much too sophisticaated for most tters. there are some who goes there. i like this site because it has the trips page and is easy too use. no brainer dude.”

“You're such a sophisticate, George.”

“marko dude, i am officially going to make trailtalk my home. i got kicked off the other side dude. i had it out with one about politics and religion and got carried away. so here is me dude. hey mr marko dude, looking at the trips page i see you are setting up a hike to west va in september, can i go man?”

“Sure George, I'll se if Ruby wants to go too.

What was that you said about her??”

“At elast I'm not alone anymore. I'm not the only one banished from the otehr side LOL!”

“dude, i do not know ruby, but forklift elvis does, get your finger pointing in the right direction dude man marko dude.”

“dude, the other side is much too sophisticaated for most tters. there are some who goes there. i like this site because it has the trips page and is easy too use. no brainer dude.”
TuckerJoe
5:33:08 PM
3/23/08

I'm a diehard backpacker, and that means I am definitely NOT a sophisticant. I love sleeping on the ground, and walking around with mud all over my legs, and I observe a strict 5 day rule when it comes to food that has fallen on the ground and I have no problem with using a snot rocket when my nose gets stopped up.”

“can i go on your trip mr marko dude? please , pretty please dude.”

“cool mr green really, your a cool dude. if i do get to meet ya, i will hand you a kleenex with a scent of sring. ROFLMAO”

“a scent of sring. ROFLMAO”
TuckerJoe
5:52:59 PM
3/23/08


Is that like a scent of bacon ring?”

“what ever dude. i see why your not married dude. no depth just air dude.”

“tucker joe, I hiked with you man, that one time in Dolly Sods, dude.. You remember?”

“how do you know I'm not?”

“mr green dude, it is so easy reading your past posts dude. your like a diary.”

“poopdude dude. i remember hiking dolly and giving someone some sh*t paper when they sh*t there pants. dude, are you the dude who used socks and shirt for toilet paper dude? i remember now dude. dude, i always wanted to know if you got that sh*t out from your nails dude. dude, when i handed you that roll of paper, you had sh*t all over your fingers man. I never wanted that paper back either, remember dude. and your boots had sh*t on them dude.”

“dudes, going to be 9 pm soon in pa and i have kids to put to bed. good night all you trail talk dudes.”

“Tucker Joe, Have you and I ever met?”

“If you ever met Phantom Soul/George then yes, you have.”

“I still disagree, MarkO.

But I am convinced that TJ has been to trail days one or more times in the last two years.”

“This person hasn't had to be on any of these trips to mention them. All he/she needs to do is data mine the trip reports”

“I agree with Hyway and I think TJ is nothing but a fake and a troll.”

“I agree with you on that, hyway.

However, I still feel it is someone closer to home.”

“It seems that the Fist Fight thread was eliminated.

On that thread Tucker Joe taunted me with clues referring to trip where he had met me.

He said, ".....remember, remember, huh, huh..??"

Well, I do remember and it's George.

The way he has trashed some of the women here.......mmmmm-mmmm........maybe XL could come up with a suitably sadistic treatment, LOL.”

“Don't know..Marko...I just put the jerk on Ignore and went on with my life.”

“Dude.

Where's my car?”

“He's had to have met some of us. I'm very careful with what I share online but very open when on trips and some of the things this troll has mentioned about me could have came from no where but in person.

I agree with MarkO that it's PS. Someone said they asked him about it and he claimed it wasn't him, but the first thing anyone would do if someone called us up would be to come online and vindicate himself--he supposedly knows about the troll but hasn't came to say it's not him? That in itself is fishy. George is a computer/IT guy so he shouldn't have any trouble getting on here during work or at least he should be able to get on at home.

I think PS/TJ will show up on one of these trips and laugh about it. I can see him trying to make a funny troll and it going terribly wrong yet not realizing it went way too far.”

“Q. How can you tell when someone is bored out of their skull?

A. This thread.”

“I think it was all a hoot, hurt feelings notwithstanding.”

“I still think it's a woman!”

“You think everything is a woman.”

“i hope not. im going to spend 2 weeks in alaska with the dude, with no other actual wimmens in sight”

“Nimblefoot you don't know me! Yet!”

“dudes, here is the biggest hint for all those who can read spanish dudes....ROFLMAO.


Estoy con toda honestidad, profesor de Español y yo vivo en el PA.
Ahora que me mr MarkO dude y Dub dude, dude y Chilli, y todos los que piensa que yooosss lado de la caja.

Dudes, someone hasta know a bit o spanish hey. Biggy dudes.”

“Más que un trolls barriles, de los monos dudes.”

“You live in PA and you're a Spanish Professor?”