Day of Atonement for Women

“I'm hungry.

”

“OH man chocolate strawberries, (little powdered sugar on em) and coffee...in a bed with a cover on as the cold rain beats against the windows.....

Then listening to the calming sound of the woman of the house finishing the vacuuming and ironing...YEAH thats nice. Like God Designed it.”

“oh yeah...

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he4fBK3d8hk&mode=related&search=

really romantic”

“I need chocolate...”

“LOL!

Nice LMG.”

“YEah...as long as you do as you are told there is NEVER any conflict...when will women learn?”

“hehe Would be a nice feature if men came with those, eh? :D

For NGB...

”

“Thanks LMG....

and yes it would be indeed...”

“The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands.

Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f---ing' funeral director would be my guess."”

“mmm yum. That champagne is already chilled.

Now I'm craving. :)”

“LMAO .. CD !!”

“LOL @ CD! hahahaa”

“I run things around my house ....


... things like the dishwasher and vacuum cleaner”

“gotta love a man that can do dishes and vacuum..”

“i vacuum once a month whether it needs it or not.”

“that's actually based on true story, cd. I didn't have to do much time though. I got off for good behavior :)”

“tenjen, no jury with a woman on it would have convicted you.”

“What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.



What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.”

“hyway, that is just hot!”

“turns me on”

“The trick is to have it all done and to maintain the chocolate fondue at the perfect temperature and consistency before the wife ambles home at her sweet leisure.”

“I'm crushin' on you some now hyway.”

“stop hyway, i can't take much more!!”

“so you don't want me to set the table, take the roast out of the oven and get the kids ready for dinner while you sit back and rest your weary feet?”

“is it hot in here?”

“If he throws in a foot massage I'm gonna need a cigarette.”

“i'm with ya..i'm shakin already”

“of course, the foot massage comes later because between work and dinner you just don't want to be bothered by anything, thats your time. Its my job to keep you comfortable and undisturbed until the dinner is on the table.”

“you light that cig yet spin? I'm already on my tenth. this is the best porn EVER.
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“In a minute. I had to go shower first.

Dammit hyway.”

“After we are all at the table, I lead the kids off with some conversation about the best and worst parts of our day. We all take turns bringing you up to date with what went on in our lives that day.

After dinner, I'll clear the table and clean the kitchen while you spend time with the kids. Then later you get that foot massage while you tell me all about your day and what that dumb #&%!$ at the other desk has been up to today to make your life miserable.”

“hold that thought...

Ladies, it's 5:05 here. Ack! Late!

Drinky time!

”

“spindlette!!!your pics are the best!lol, made my day.”

“Mmmmm, Mojitos... Yummm....”

“ok so this is not the atonement thread i thought it was... but i am learning something from compare/contrasting the two threads.”

“Why haven't I been checking this thread before now? Where the hell is my head?”

“because real woman go here

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/32862,3.php”

“The difference between this thread and that thread is this thread is WORK SAFE!

Great for at work daydreaming.

The other thread may get me fired. :p

Now, what's the different between a real woman and not?
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“well, there's no reason why we can't move that over here :)

”

“

This firefighter saved this dog from her burning home.

He carried her out of the house and into her front yard,

then he returned to fight the fire.



When he finally got done putting the fire out,

he sat down to catch his breath and rest.



A photographer noticed the dog in the yard watching the fireman.

There were other firemen on the scene that day,

but she was watching him.



He saw her walk straight toward the man

and wondered what she was going to do.



As he raised his camera,

she came up to the tired man who had saved her life

and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph.



And people say animals are dumb.”

“Gotta love a man who can get dirty...mmmmm...”