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“Brilliant!”

“You've only just realized that. Go to any bar in the world and boys primarily want boobs, but will fall back on brawling if there's none available. If there's no brawling to be had then we like sports.”

“My research is limited by my not going to those kind of bars.”

“We were out at a party one night and above the din of the crowd I happened to hear "boobs." I looked up and a few of the ladies laughed and commented about how I snapped my head up when one of them mentioned that word. I said, "What? I'm a man---I can hear that word whispered across a football field."”

“I heard that was one of the problems in Northern Ireland in the 70s, 80s.... all the boobies were getting the hell out and there wasn't anything left to do but drink and shoot at each other.”

“spindle - you mean you go to lesbian bars? I'm sure they work on the same concept too.”

“Y2! Please.

I go to biker bars. Boobies everywhere.

And bikes.

Boys will ignore boobies if there are bikes. And beer.”

“Gay biker bars you mean - in the others they may pretend they are ignoring them.......”

“See?

Boy brain + BOOBIES = no fighting

I need to sell this to the UN.”
spindlette
1:23:10 PM
3/19/08

Did you have anything to do with the recent peace in Northern Ireland??”

“Beer is just a multiplier for the other things you speak of ;o)”

“Paisley and McGuinness each got one boobie maybe?”

“Boys will ignore boobies if there are bikes. And beer.”
spindlette
3:39:18 PM
3/19/08

I call bullsch!t.”

“Either that or that old #&%!$ wad Paisley has lost some of the fire in his nut sack and went "soft".”

“You called it, Chili.”

“Chili, I didn't say they'd ignore them forever.

It depends on what's being offered on both sides.

That was a rather confrontation tone in that "bullsch!t".

You are BOOBIE deficient today?”

“I've found bikes and beer tend to attract boobies.

my boobie bait

”

“Dat's a BIG RIDE!!”

“And he's a happier, less angry man for it.

He also wears a kilt.

Hey baby...”

“Oh hey, Chili ain't no angry guy.

He might get a little vehement now and then.....
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“I meant Jackstraw.”

“Whatever blows your kilt up -----”

“That was a rather confrontation tone in that "bullsch!t".

You are BOOBIE deficient today?”
spindlette
3:51:02 PM
3/19/08

Nope, call bullsch!t in the south is as unconfrontational as it gets.”

“....and Chili is about as south as one can get and still stay dry.”

“I grew up on the Redneck Riveria.”

“Oh. 'kay.

I'm from Joisey. We confront as casual conversation. With or without boobies.”

“I like confronting boobies...

uhm, my wife's boobies that is.”

“Good save!”

“In the line of duty I must confront boobies day in and day out.

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Maintaining eye contact is crucial.”

“I like this thread now. It rocks. (and has boobies)”

“www.lattaoutdoors.com


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“Yo, dont change the subject. Its not about you anymore, its about boobs!!”

“Boys will ignore boobies if there are bikes. And beer.”
spindlette

LESS bikes. MORE boobies!!”

“yo Pennsy. head over to lattaoutdoors.

There is even a rockclimbing forum and a biking forum and a skiing forum and a backpacking forum.”

“CP-

Will you be bringing beverages on the MST?

Troeg's and blue-colored tequila trailgaritas sounds interesting.
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“Wow. Say BOOBIES and everyone appears like magic!

So much power. I shall use it wisely!”

“This I can do. But be forewarned, this powerful drink has an effect on women and spindle is going. We may be in danger!”

“I deleted half my prior post because I was rambling, got confused, and didn't know what I was talking about...

It's only fair I bring some beverages, too. Lionshead anyone? Genesee Cream Ale?”

“Jmitch, you were awake at midnight. Briefly.

Thank you. :)

I still think we shoulda snowball/slushball bombed the neighbors. ;)

It would be unnatural if you brought food, really.”

“My food never tastes as good as other people's food, so I just eat their food. Just ask Pennsy, and Richb, and you, and....”

“Isn't sunnydayz going on this hike?

If CP bring Caboritas, NO CAMERAS!”

“CP- depends on what you mean by "effect"? If it means psycho-killer-I-will-hack-your- head-off-while-you-sleep-with-a-trowel, keep that beverage home.”

“Yea, but who better to killed by ? Plus think of the cool trip report I can write.”

“sure sure, I'll leave the camera home.

Hey jmooch, I'll make a deal with you. I'll feed you (again) if you promise to NOT bring Genee's. That's the only beer that gives me a headache just looking at it. But then again, I've given up beer for lent so next week, I'll be might thirsty.”

“troegs rugged trail is a good thirst quencher”

“Caboritas are only dangerous to the bartender. (if he's married)

They make girls all tingly in a nooo-your-head-looks-better-still-ATTACHED kinda way. :)

mmmm tequila.”

“Pennsy-

I still drool over the salmon tortellini on our MST trip with RichB.

And richb once saved me on the Loyalsock with his drink mixes.

CP-

Bring the Caboritas. Spindle is a force of nature to be reckoned with!”

“Only when sober.

Sorry. We are soo off-topic again.

Boobs!

”

“Mmmmmmm... boobies.

Salmon tortellini will be on the menu next week.

Hey, how long does it take to get the email password over at Latta? I just got slimed by a friggin Pope and I needs to respond.”

“you have to email matt, but he gets back to you pretty quick. Alot quicker than the yahoos that run this website.”

“Boobies run this website now. Down with the yahoos!

Hmmm, I did the create new account and submitted my name and password. It says an email will be sent to me shortly. Is there something else I have to do? Is that site run by yahoos? If so, we need boobies over there.”