I think we're part of Matt's psychology experiment

“Matt didn't actually sell the board. He decided to get a Master's degree in psychology and is using this as his thesis study. He keeps using various personas to test out theories on human interaction. There are only 14 real users, the rest are all Matt's.


That's my schizophrenic analysis.”

“Shut up Sarge”

“thats really deep. im gonna sit and think about that for awhile


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“Then he should already have enough data to get his Ph.D.”

“nimrod, happily I'm not Sarge. I'm one of the 14 real users. Sometimes when I hear voices in my head I can be 2 of them at one time...

Yes, chili, I was thinking exactly the same thing.”

“The guy laughing is a "buncher"
Im a "wrapper"

More Data for Matt or Ex-Matt”

“Why is crashbang spending time down at the latrine taking pics of guys crapping?”

“wrapper here, minimum of 3 sheets”

“No way, thought you would be a separate sheeter for sure, no waste on that single sheet on the backhand and all actually Inot a wrapper Im use more of an accordian method, nothing on the backhand”

“LOL..then there is the scene from Austin Powers”

“Try getting a Ph.D. in that.”

“Piled high and Deep”

“That was on South Park ----”

“Pure genie us.”

“Folder...half / half / half

10 to 12 sheets per....(I've done my time rationing...now I'm a paper glutton).”

“"He decided to get a Master's degree in psychology and is using this as his thesis study. He keeps using various personas to test out theories on human interaction. There are only 14 real users, the rest are all Matt's."

They said the same thing when Biz left town ....”

“He just finished the aggession trials, now he's going into the paranoia stage.”

“So what were the Dueling Tyvek Trolls?”

“why is that guy completely naked just to take a crap?

i'm a wrapper.”

“depends on your gender”

“but if it's always up then you always know when it needs to be put down.”

“put it down. nothing is worse than falling in when you stumble to the bathroom in the dark at night half asleep.”

“why is that guy completely naked just to take a crap?

Pamela
3:56:21 PM
3/20/08

Who doesn't want to be completely naked and relaxed for the deuce?”

““put it down. nothing is worse than falling in when you stumble to the bathroom in the dark at night half asleep.”
Pamela
1:33:16 AM
3/21/08

That argument never made sense to me. Not once have I peed on the toilet lid because I wasn't watching what I was doing. Why can't women be expected to watch where they are putting their butts?



Are you saying Matt is Biz and Sarge? And Spock and Tarpy and Marvin Gardens and Raz?”

“maybe you think you should teach aim to my boyos? there are always at least a few sprinkles. drives me fecking nuts that they think their aim is so great that they don't need to lift the #&%!$ing seat. i'm the one sitting on the damn wet set!!!

because we are backing in, not facing in. duh

face it, we have more to lose than you do.

drop the fecking lid!!!

don't get me started.



now hand over the fecking chocolate and no one gets hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“both ring and lid up, or both down. lid up, ring down is a bad idea”

“If I leave the lid down and piss on it, I get yelled at. If I leave it up so I don't piss on it, I get yelled at. I think women just like to bitch about toilet seats.

Here's one to set the ladies off. I've got my wife "trained" to put the seat up when she's done.
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“Screw it, just piss in the sink and that solves the "lid" problem.”

“ROF!   Gee guys ---- didn't mean to start WWIII   LMAO”

“just pee in the back yard”

“crash, the rest of us aren't living in some third world country, you can't just pee in the back yard here, you gotta walk over to your neighbors yard and pee, that way when someone calls the cops they come to their house, not yours.”

“actually, im not in a third world country, thank you very much. i dont even have a yard, just miles and miles of concrete jungle”

“So, I'm the only gentleman that sits down and warms the seat for their wife and counts, tears and folds the TP.”

“I pee in the back yard cause I have to sit down in the bathroom.”

“Im surrounded by trees so I pee on them often.”

“I wear Depends and pee while I post.”

“Nimble your wife wants you to know she has forgotten to buy Depends for the last week,....sorry about the Stain on the Chair.
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“I'm not married, that must have been your wife (note to self: if so, it's time to go to AA).”

“Austin not only puts down the ring and the lid, but scrubs the toilet...(we also found out that he was using our toothbrushes to scrub the sink, LOL)...unfortunately, I have a cat who is 15 and set in her ways, and she will only drink out of the toilet...I have to remind Austin to leave the lid up, otherwise the cat yowls until I put it up...”

“Follow these Instructions in order. Eye protection and protective clothing recommended

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!”

“what? no one likes the cat power washer?”

“In these days of conservation and trying to minimize unnecessary effort, this makes good sense! Perhaps a study to find out the exact number of flushes necessary could be conducted by some energetic researcher.”

“It could probably serve as a field expedient paper shredder as well”

“i don't have a cat, but if someone sends me theirs, i am willing to give it a go. i'll take video and field notes.”