I am a studly man

“It must be true, all these hot myspace babes keep begging to be my friend.”

“You duh man!”

“I wanna be your friend, hyway!”

“They only go to you when I'm done with them. 8D”

“is that why they still look so needy ;)”

“tenjen, send me some of your "artistic" pics that mean old myspace won't let you post since they involve some nudity and I will consider your application to be my friend.”

“Don't tempt me buddy. I have some pretty good artistic pics, even one with a kaleidoscope effect.”

“is that why they still look so needy ;)”
hyway
2:06:26 PM
3/25/08

You must have me confused with MarkO.”

“ahhh, you may be right. from what I just read, it would be salebored that wouldn't be looking so needy after marko finished with him.

tenjen, I am all about the arts. send a way”

“they're on my computer at home. Can't do it now.”

“buumer, so we can do it later then?”

“sure. but if they end up somewhere in cyber space i will hunt you down...”

“He's a large target, TenJen......should be like hittin' the broad side of an outhouse.”

“just as long as we do it, but marko can't be hitting on my outhouse”

“I got your outhouse in the cross hairs of my long range potato gun.”

“please make sure I'm out of the way first”

“heck no, you'll be on top of my friends list while we do it.”

“Hyway, you realize MarkO is married right?”

“yes I do, and he is dallying with salebored as well. Thats why he needs to keep his potato gun away from my outhouse”

“Yeah, you would want to contract a Spud Transmitted Disease.”

“Think of it as an Irish colonoscopy, with the eyes of the potato taking a look around inside.”

“this thread has taken a bad turn”

“I'd've painted a target on that outhouse , but Tilt cleaned my brush when I was painting CSA all over Georgia.”

“you know how to straighten it out don't you?”

“ummm, my message was meant for tenjen. thats my story, and I'm sticking to it.”

“tenjen have I ever told you how interested I am in art? An afficionado actually. And if you enjoy body art... well, I might know something about that too. ;)”

“Pictures are nice, but interactive art is better. 8D”

“I like finger painting”

“look, here's yet another sweet young thing wanting to be my friend ...



There must be something special about me”

“I bet there's a big hairy woman hiding behind that sweet young thing :)”

“...or man”

“without crossing the border!

”

“Tattered Taters”

“good christ! LMAO! That's awesome!”

“ya but I'm the only one studly enough to wear nothing but a pizza box to the campfire.”

“where are YOUR pics, meangreen?”

“they're here sweety. you'll see my underwear clad ass with my pants around my ankles on the grand canyon 2008 thread.
you can see me wearing nothing but a pizza box somewhere else, Oh and then there's my tent fly/kilt pic where that's all I have on, and I even have my own thread titled "I'm nekkid".
How about you? LOL!”

“Man, now that I think about it... I gotta quit letting you basturds take pictures of me! LOL!”

“I'm searching, meangreen :) my pics would be on my computer.”

“Well that's no fun. :(

Search away though. They're here. LOL! You may go blind though!”

“wow, meangreen, that is an AWESOME tattoo you have on your back!”

“well hyway, i do believe you asked me. and you know, you don't even write or comment. get cracking on that!”

“I only have a myspace account so I can look at other peeps pics”

“pamela, did you have to send photos to hyway in order for him to be your friend???”

“yes she did, they were awesome”

“Hyway, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to save this thread for April 1st?”

“LMAO @ NF.”

“Why thank you TenJen.
You don't have to send pics for folks to be friendly around here though (but it might help ;). I was just giving you a hard time because you're new. So, HOWDY and WELCOME!!! *big wave*”