WE WANT CHILI BACK NOW!

“Please don't use phrases such as "blip on the screen" right after a post talking about me not wearing pants. Thank you in advance.”

“twiggy you were banned on the OTHER site?

wow that is good..hats off to you girl”

“LOL @ nig”

“may your pants have the feel of ice water and your blood not fully flow to your nether regions”

“oops, sorry Nigal...
:)

no mapes, I was banned on even ANOTHER site...and I was innocent, of course, LOL...”

“please ban maple for using "nig"”

“TH

oh go hug fleas you fleabag!

wow you are a badddd girl!”

“The true art of cursing has been subsumed into merely being profane and/or disrespectful. We have lost so much in terms of true creativity.”

“true, we don't write on clay tablets either which is a shame because they will probably last longer than paper, dvds, or computer memory.”

“hey will probably last longer than paper, dvds, or computer memory.”
hyway
10:58:47 AM
4/08/08

true without question....”

“Yeah but can ya imagine the jump in cases of carpal tunnel syndrome?”

“�true, we don't write on clay tablets either which is a shame because they will probably last longer than paper, dvds, or computer memory.�
hyway
10:58:47 AM
4/08/08


plus you could slap the bejeezus out of the person that is not listening!”

“Nigal... I think in actuality there would be less CTS using a stylus because there is less true repetitive stress.”

“Things That Make Ya Go 'Hmmmm':

Would it be possible to slap the bejeezus out of jeezus himself?”

“not unless you want him to bejeezus you stright to hell!!”

“I'm with Twiggy: I never understood how some folks come to the conclusion that 'since I can't stand all these posters hosing the TT board, I'm gonna go on TT and hose the board.'”

“Elise, please ban Noncom for saying "come hose". Thank you.”

“please ban him for wanting to enter TT in a wet t-shirt contest!”

“Put your pants on and get out in the light of day and mix with real people. Imaginary people like Elise( moonho) can't help you.”

“wiat, did you just call elise a moonho?


LOl that is rich! you are soo banned!”

“poor salebored, you are totally obsessed with me dude. Get over it.”

“Too bad he wasn't equally obsessed with learning the English language.”

“chiliiii's, baby back ribs

I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back



---

sorry, can't help it”

“Well at least ya didn't have to start a whole new thread to do that. LOL!”

“I didn't say "come hose", I said Kumhos.

http://www.kumhousa.com/tires/passenger/premium-touring.do”

“that's offensive!

Ban him Elise!”

“ohh so sexy. I'd do it :)

grrr baby!”

“A lotta fights on the playground. Isn't recess over?”

“Mutt, don't confuse chili with eNs. Chili IS a stand up guy.”

“I can't find the key to my own handcuffs and I have them on. They're not mine, I'm in the back of a police car. Bye!”

“I still miss Twiggy on that other site, too.”

“Twigeater, you bad ass.”

“Hello there Nigal, lawng time! I thought for a minute that you were saying that chili posted some porn or something ... but I read on! (Funny, somehow he forgot to 'fard that said porn ta me!!)

And hidey ho Spam, I am moving back to WNC around July 1. I sure am looking 'fard to 4 seasons again, some rain and snow too.



"We get Naked Ape and Father Goose back, and lose Chili. What kinda horse trade is that?

OPIE
8:27:27 AM
4/07/08"

OPIE, what in teetotal hell are you runnin' awf your mouth about me for?!!! Tahell you mean "we git ape back iza horse trade", I never went anywhere. I've never been warned or kikt off here! I don't have any dang rediculous second personas here either, I got the balls to tell you directly what I thank and how I feel about anythang. And that cute little ECT patch your bragging about ..... I got one'a them as well, so I won't even mention I've been here a helluva lot longer than you. No sir, I won't do it.

Ape <-- fixin' to spit some BeechNut in OPIE's eye.....”

“Thanks ped...the actual banning was only two weeks. I pop in every now and then to read what some of my fellow Maineiacs have to say.”

“Mutt, don't confuse chili with eNs. Chili IS a stand up guy. - stovestomper

Is that sarcasm? Chili bores me to tears, so I don't read enough of his posts to know if you're being facetious.”

“twig what did you do to get banned on the otehr site? I'm banned too :)”

“LOL...why am I not surprised!

I'm not banned from that site, it was another site.”

“I find it so funny how you p!ss off one TT and they spend the rest of their time talking about them over and over and try to get them into any conversation they can.
my god let it go already!”

“are you calling mutt your god? ;)”

“I answear to only one man and Mutt is NOT his name

LOL”

“Starting trouble here tooalso?”

“mapes being ironic?”

“no i just never said GOD was a man!”

“Then what is she?”

““I answear to only one man and Mutt is NOT his name”
mapleleaf
10:12:43 AM
4/09/08

gotta watch that comma usage :)”

“I'm back. But now I'm apologizing for all the trouble I've given TTers, especially the bad words I said to Ruby. I want to be a kind and loving troll from now on. I want to the most cherished troll to ever reside at TT. Help me change my evil ways.”

“*click*”

“After a near death experience a devout man was asked about his awareness. He hesitated for a long time before answering. "Well don't you have anything to tell us about the almighty Heavenly father....? "Well..." the man said, "I'm not sure it would be advisable for me to say too much." The reporter seized upon the man's hesitancy and tried to press home on the doubt that seemed to be evident. "Well," the man said to the reporter. "Ok.. but the first thing you need to understand about God is... She's black..."”

“I thought she was alanis morissette”

“Come on mapes give the newly saved forklift elvis a chance.”