Things You Can Get Banned For

“doesn't a drunk squirrel still taste like Beer Can chicken?
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So what's this taste like???”

“Believer.”

“Testing...testing...”

“[shew]

My docile retarded koala (thrifty) got banned today and I haven't seen anything he has said to recieve this punishment so I thought I better check and make sure I didn't get banned cause I've said worse than he has. WTF?”

“huh? Ok looks like I'm still here”

“I think they kind of pick every third soldier to shoot.”

“people got banned?”

“Sure glad I was the second born in my family”

“Looks like thrifty and maple so far.”

“I do I feel like a chicken in the hen house after Farmer came and took two of us away and they never came back, and OMG here comes Farmer again!”

“What the heck did I miss?”

“This should keep Farmer occupied for a while.


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“�What the heck did I miss?�
birch
2:29:16 PM
8/28/08

Being the third person and getting banned.”

“Baaa means nooo”

“LOL geo.”

“interesting.
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“Ok, who was the whiney butt???”

“Mapes gets a last minute call from the governor and they unhook the IVs.

�Ok, who was the whiney butt???�
Creek Dancer

Whiney Butt was the whiney butt.”

“I'm still too lame to get banned.”

“Mostly Cs: Well done, you're holding onto your sense of proportion and while you take a serious interest in your gear purchases and research them thoroughly, you can just about see the wood from the trees. Don't get complacent though, there's a slim length of 5mm accessory cord holding you back from the top of the slippery slope of obsession which leads inexorably to gear geekdom.”

“I always knew I was a well balanced person...its nice to be able to prove it:)”

“Fridge: That looks like an old out of date quiz. Arc'teryx is new and the list of techical names seems a little old. The 24/12/00 up top might be the date it came out.

That said, I got the same as Sweetpeas.”

“So Whiney Butt has a new nickname -----”

“He's certainly a unique personage, to quote a "personage" who formerly haunted the board.”

“Ahhhhh yes, ministercreek. no relation of course”

“That Alps Mountaineering junk is GREAT!”

“Sometimes I almost expect Whiney Butt to wax eloquent over the wondrous virtues of ALPS gear.”

“sniff sniff...is that a banning I smell approaching?”

“(he said, sheepishly)”

“on boing boing, saying more than twice that john hodgman is not funny”

“what's boing boing and who's john hodgman?”

“banning mapleleaf was not nice!”

“boingboing.net

Those Mac/PC commercials?
John is the PC.”

“those commercials are funny.

johns been videoblogging at boing boing. they worship him there”

“those commercials are funny

even if the latest one is a bit hypocritical, the one about pc spending all his money on advertising and scant little on "fix vista", considering all it seems mac has going for them are snarky commercials”

“keep DORK, let Mapleleaf lie..

'32oz”

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� � � Don't ever say that � &*%$# � is a � &*%$# !

(even if they are a � &*%$#, � everyone knows they're a � &*%$#, � and they've been called a � &*%$# � here 97 times over the last dozen years, � LOL)

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“Old rules perhaps?”

“ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

Jack Handy makes me laugh”

“[i] “I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”

[/i ]”

“BAN 1CAMPER!!!!”

“That stuff is FUNNY, Dood! Besides, I've been banned, still not sure why..”

“Yeah it's funny, I was LTM(laughing to myself)

You've been banned? What did you hack your way back in er sumpthin? Different name? What?”

“They just let me come back. I was onecamper for a little while, when they unbanned me I got my original handle back.

I never had a meltdown or anything exciting. Never cussed anyone out or got mad at anyone. Just asked people questions.. smart ass questions sometimes. Lol.

I started reading this thread thinking maybe they should have some kind of amnesty. Then, reading some of the stuff that happened, it might be better to get new people than the old ones back. Sometimes people take this stuff personally and then there are just creeps and thieves out there too..”

“I haven't read the whole thread, I guess a lot of crap happened that don't know about. I kindof drifted off for a year here and a couple more there so I musta missed some drama. I've probably hurt some feelings along the way and definitely made an ass of myself a few times.
I think they should have a timeout system with a 3 strike rule.
Well anyway, cut the crap or you'll get banned again!”

“What crap? I'm easy as a Sunday mornin'.

Prosecutor once told the other side I was a "credit to the internet debating community"... Whatever the hell that means. (before he got banned over there)

I wish he'd participate here. He's not a troll, he really backpacks, takes all kinds of interesting trips and as a bonus is enormously fun to ridicule.”