Things You Can Get Banned For

“As a former demonic troll in hundreds of chat rooms and boards all over the net I have found that there are some universal NO-Nos. We won't delve into the obvious ones like posting porn on familty oriented websites or calling someone a bad name like M*&*&K***ER. etc. For now let's just call attention to the things that could get you banned here on TT. Here's what I learned in my short time here.

The number one no-no here is never ever post Spinal Tap lyrics like the ones in Big Bottom and Tonight I'm Going to Rock You, Tonight. Elise doesn't like that at all.

#2 Don't write poems about people with the words fairy or h_mo in them.

That's my two findings. What are yours?
last edited: 4/09/08 8:38:58 AM”

“I posted those Spinal Tap lyrics already and I'm still here.

Next.”

“Well if that didn't get me banned what did other than calling minish a h_mo?”

“yawn”

“Whose troll is forklift elvis?”

“somebody who shouldn't admit it”

“I don't know if the person I am thinking of owned the troll before, but I think its theirs now. And they really shouldn't be using it. Just because someone you like is using a stupid troll doesn't mean you should give the troll any breaks.”

“And who are you thinking of?”

“I have been wrong enough on my suspicions on Forklift elvis in the past. I think I will just wait till someone else outs him.”

“Reminds me of a George Carlin skit.”

“I don't know if the person I am thinking of owned the troll before, but I think its theirs now.


Hyway and I are thinking along the same lines on this, I bet.”

“Tell us man!!!”

“who cares. move on....”

“In other words, you two have no idea.”

“just checking...”

“Yes you're not banned as of yet Nurse Goodbody. Be careful, very very careful.”

“Does this mean I shouldnt post the lyrics to the lumberjack song?”

“Tilt just reported on Latta that he got banned for using a slang word for a #&%!$.”

“LOL”

“why don't you post the lyrics, Lumberjack, and we will make a group decision on if they're enough to get you banned :)”

“ban test #1”

“Heck with that, jest ban me and be done with it, I aint gonna let you off the hook with some feel good activity... LOL”

“I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...

Just the Lumberjack:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!”

“i don't see anything wrong with it, lumberjack :)”

“What caused Tilt to wilt?”

“If you can't do the time,
don't do the crime.”

“This is more fun than scratching my initials in Iran-Contra helicopter parts.”

“With the exception of two or three, most banned had it coming.

They got it the old way. They earned it.”

“Free Gilbert Giddyup......

The protest continues....”

“I have never been successfull at getting myself banned. I even started a thread to ban Matt and still not so much as a warning.....Not even when I was posting as dirtyoldman LOL”

“what I don't understand is why a known troll is allowed to post and be baited?

Of the two of us Dub, you are the one doing the trolling. Just stop and it will all be good. Baiting is what a troll does, - that's where the term comes from. They "troll" the waters with bait. Therefore, you are trolling. Nobody baited or trolled you.”

“He may be a master debater but I am a cunning linguist.”

“

There are lots of things....... use only as directed.”

“Strong enough for a troll but made for a regular.

Err, somethin' like that.”

“I guess what puzzles me is why is pasting what some one said considered baiting? I am not saying it is a "nice" thing to do; but why is it baiting?”

“�I guess what puzzles me is why is pasting what some one said considered baiting? I am not saying it is a "nice" thing to do; but why is it baiting?�

Feel like a fish?”

“Well, ramblinrev. Good question. Often, when someone calls someone a name, for example, and asks a follow up question, the point is to provoke the person, and elicit (sp?) a response. The analogy if casting a line, and "baiting" a fish.

And regarding 'pasting a quote', you have to consider the context/spirit of the manner it is used. Make sense now?
last edited: 4/10/08 6:47:20 PM”

“Often, when someone calls someone a name, for example, and asks a follow up question, the point is to provoke the person, and elicit (sp?) a response. The analogy if casting a line, and "baiting" a fish. Make sense now?”
moonglo
9:43:23 PM
4/10/08

you mean like that?”

“Yes, like you just did. Good example.”

““Well, ramblinrev. Good question. Often, when someone calls someone a name, for example, and asks a follow up question, the point is to provoke the person, and elicit (sp?) a response. The analogy if casting a line, and "baiting" a fish. Make sense now?”
moonglo
6:43:23 PM
4/10/08

You know Rev, name calling and following up with questions--well, provoking that person is what you're after. Just like fishing and casting a line with bait. Comprende?”

“Give it up guys.

Don't you agree it is old? not funny anymore? not appreciated on the site? Just give it a rest.”

“and here I thought we should be careful what we type out because some one feed it back to us. silly me.”

“yes, i'm tried”

“tired, i mean :)”

“rev - I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. Give it up PLEASE ... for everybody's sake.”

“Maybe that's because it is not directed at you....”

“I got an email from elise because I said he who should not be named' parents bought him a pony. Not sure how that is a bad thing.”

“hyway needs to stop provoking ponies”

““I got an email from elise because I said he who should not be named' parents bought him a pony. Not sure how that is a bad thing.”


It's quite possible there was more to it than that. Why yes, I'm certain of it.

How much more instigating are you gng to do before you get bored of it?

Leave me, and my parents, out of your posts.”