Non-Trip report

“Last night I spent the night with a most lovely young lady and her sugar daddy. I was picked up at my house and whisked away to the northern areas of the Tioga State Forest. Arriving after dark and making our way along a portion of the MST in low gear we we bounced off the trail and proceeded to a cabin door. After entering and getting a fire started we played a variety of games and sang songs about monkeys jumping on beds and the like. Evening settled into night and the cabin became quiet we went to sleep.

This morning the creek called for attention bright and early. A most awakening experience I must say. breakfast we played various ball games on top of a septic sand mound. This was followed by a ride to the septic drying field of the Hills Creek State Park where sugar daddy talked business with the big guys whilst I made sure our young lady could open the truck doors to place her valuables inside before a romp in the woods.

After that we toured several of the back roads to identify parking spots and such. We then headed home. As we stopped for lunch in Arby's the young lady balked at being made to settle for such common fare when she was more in tune with ground beef au jus. All was fine when her appetite for haute cuisine was appeased and she settled into a deep slumber that follows contentment. Arriving home this afternoon I was met by my dog who was overjoyed to see me. My new young lady friend was still napping as they drove away to their own final destination.

It was a fun time. Ki0eh your little girl is absolutely adorable. Thanks for non-trip. It was very enjoyable.”

“She really seemed to like you 'rev - I haven't seen her build a comfort level that quickly before. If I had made you walk through the creek would that then have been a real "trip"? :)”

“well any grown up who will sing "I know an old woman who swallowed a fly" can't be too scary.

If I had strung my hammock, and eaten trail dirt instead of Arbys it might have qualified for a real trip. But that's ok. I am catering to the purists in the crowd. I had a good time.”