Animal House

“remeber when the animal house was put on

" Double Secret Probation "

well how did they react to that?

had a

TOGA PARTY!

so in light of Elsie(sp) putting us all on Double Secret probation...we should throw a toga!”

“I don't have the legs for a toga.... kilt yes... toga... no..”

“MapleLeaf: What the f#@k happened to the Trail Talk I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you MapleLeaf, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Splinterjet, he's a dead man! Demand Media Sports, dead! Elise...

Nigal: Dead! MapleLeaf's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

MapleLeaf: We're just the guys to do it.

Chili: Let's do it.

MapleLeaf: LET'S DO IT!”

“somehow I thought that's what was being done just a few days ago.... maybe I'm wrong.”

“LMAo @ nigal



hmmm we might just have to have a toga party at the treehouse this spring!”

“Of course, there is a solution....”

“Five years of my life down the drain. May as well join the freakin' peace corp.”

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Peal Harbor? Nothing is over until we say it is.”

“Ummm.... The German's never did bomb Pearl Harbor. So I guess by those standards... it has never even begun.”

“Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.”

“Demand Media: Elise, what is the worst website we've taken over?

Elise: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Demand Media: Cut the horseshlt, hon. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the Demand Media Shareholder dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode....and don't get me started on Lime Green Jello.

Elise: You're talking about TrailTalk, sir.

Demand Media: Of course I'm talking about TrailTalk, you TWERP!
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“LMAO @ kleetn.”

“Shhhhhh! , Im working on my senior thesis.”

“Good one.....”

“I'm not going to sit here while you bad mouth the United States of America.”

“They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!”

“They took the bar! The whole f#^king bar!”

“Nothing to celebrate. The people who get banned seep back in like raw sewage. We need to bring back the pillory.”

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

“We need to bring back the pillory.

bacpac
1:15:27 AM
4/14/08

You heard it here first, folks. Bacpac is backing Pillory Clinton for President.”

“that would be a stock response by the public.”

“Go watch the movie then you will get my post.

It was the preface to part Nigal quoted.”

“"Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

That may be the best line in the movie that is never quoted enough.”