Dragons Tooth-McAfee Knob-Tinker Cliff T rip Report

“Hey CD--when I was in my early teens my bf and i worked all summer to save $ to fly out to Calif to see the Monkeys. We earned 400.00. Wasn't quite enough to convince our parents. actually, i think I was 11-12. Peter's so dreamy.”

“Creek Dancer, I'm plannin on going to Trail Days and I'll take you up on your offer to payback Hyway...what exactly are we paying him back for?

And Wanderingfool, see pelting olives at Hyway is a good idea because he can't run around spanking Creek Dancer if he is busy making himself an alcoholic drink, now can he? lol.”

“There must be something to pay back for.”

“if they could see my dreams, they would beat me bloody”

“What, you don't beat yourself bloody already?”

“Yup, there was something we are supposed to get Hyway back about, but now I can't remember what exactly!”

“Come on girls, put your heads together.”

“I'll add my heads too”

“put your heads away. We'll not have any of that mister.”

“Maybe that joker is hopin' for a spankin'.”

“Ok if there is spanking and bloody martinis involved then I guess that I just need to start acting like Hyway on the next trip..

These paybacks don't sound like h#ll, more like paradise..

'fool”

“oh dear. Hmmmm I'll think of something not pleasureable...how bout I shot ya with paint balls? I hear they sting.”

“aim low”

“my thought exactly HOI!”

“what did you say you wanted to do with our balls?”

“shoot them. You'd best run.”

“Shotgu-u-un
Shoot 'em 'fore they run
Do the jerk, bay-bee”

“lol”

“Typical thread degeneration...
It's nice to see TT back in form!”

“just tryin to do my part...

the other site is mostly dead...”

“hey there cocohead!!!!”

“Missed something and too lazy to backtrack...why are you shooting hyways balls off?”

“lol...I think I started all this by suggesting that we have to get back at Hyway for something, but not sure what any more. Now we have to get even just on principle alone, which in Hyway's case, is more than enough reason.

Are coming to Trail Days sunnydaze?”

“we're not actually shooting his balls off per say, we just thought we'd shoot him with like paint balls because the thought of my pelting him with olives was too pleasurable...so I had to think of something painful...in a bad way.”

“oh to be hyway... spankings, then dirty martinis now body paint....

I guess I'll have to get on you'alls nerves..

'fool
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“well I though being hit with paintballs sounded pretty miserable. I guess some people are just kinky like that.”

“we are talking about hyway here...

you can't do any better then THAT

'fool”

“Make HyWay dance The Shotgun like those two freaks on the Youtube video.”

“I'm sure Hyway deserves any violence against his balls he gets from you all, but just remember who stoked up the fire in the rain”

“Thinking about traildays--but can't afford the gas”

“I hear ya sunny! If you can get to Roanoke, I can pick you up there and we can carpool to Damascus.”

“Hmmm...thanks! will reconsider in that case. Let you know.”

“Creek Dancer, when are you planning on rolling through Roanoke? I'm crying the gas money blues too!”

“Maybe Sunnydays can back you up on harmonica, Sweetpea.”

“I am very flexible. If I come through Thursday night, we can stay at my daughter's place in Blacksburg that night and head to Damascus Friday morning. Or I can come through Friday morning and pick up ya'll then. Or I can pick you guys up Friday evening and we can drive to Damascus. Finding a tent spot might be tricky if we don't get there until late Friday night, but we'll just kick out Hyway and take his spot.”

“I'll bring a bigger tent and we can all share. Yall can massage my bruises”

“Hyway, the way those gentle ladies talked, i don't think there will be bruises--more like gaping holes!”

“stop trying to dig me in deeper? :)”

“we only try to hurt you Hyway, because we like you soooooo much. :) It's like grade school...now give me your lunch money.”

“I left it in the broom closet. Come with me and I'll give it to you.”

“HAHAHAHAHA *runs away*”

“nice butt”

“get your mind out of the gutter or "I'll have your guts for garters.." :)”

“BTW Hyway, you have been "poemized"”

“hmmm, instead of guts, can I just use my arms for your garters?”

“sorry, I have no need for garters. But thanks for the offer pervert. You sound more and more like Forklift Evlis every day....”

“then why did you threaten to use me for a garter? who is this guy you mention?”

“I was quoting Hocus Pocus cause it seemed amusing at the time. You're really bad, you know that?”

“I love that movie. And yes I know that”