Dragons Tooth-McAfee Knob-Tinker Cliff T rip Report

“Well that is good Hyway, knowing you have a problem is half the battle...”

“what problem?”

“Don't stop now, you two.

This is better than TV.”

“Oh thats a typical response Hyway, it's ok, I understand you're in denial, but its a typical male problem....”

“Better not mess with the U.S. Male...............uh huh!”

“I am not denying that I am bad, I just don't think its a problem :) Look, its got you wanting me? But too bad for you that you showed up with a man on the hike. Now that I've met him, I can't allow you to cheat on him with me.”

“Wow Hyway, did you take your medication today?”

“LOL, funny that my wife often asks me to please go back on ritalin.

btw, tater is a lucky man.”

“awwww shucks. Actually I think I'm lucky to have him...I guess we're both lucky.

Soooooo are we calling it a truce for the day? My desk is covered up and its affecting my sense of humor. lol.”

“fine, lets kiss and make out”

“on second thought, I just got rid of some work off my desk....and I was just thinking how boring it is anyway......”

“I don't think the ritilan would work for your problem there Hyway, I'm not sure why your wife would suggest it.”

“i'm definately feeling some real chemistry here...

'fool”

“bite me fool.
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“I really think you need something for your hysteria...I mean, its obvious that it comes and goes, but lately its been more prevalent. I only say this out of concern for your well being and that of your fellow hikers. I mean, really Creek Dancer threatened to burn your toupee!”

“Hyway.. I'll let you take a shot at this one.. I am trying to keep a respectable image.. LOL (not that you don't have one...)

'fool”

“respectable image? This from the guy who goes around callin everyone a "fool" I mean really.”

“and if memory serves correctly, and it does, you were AWFULLY interested in the idea of Hyway in a fuzzy thong...”

“that was himaintenance. she wants me too”

“no THAT was himaintenance... I was simply making a play on words....

Now on the other hand.... Nope.. need to think clean thoughts... clean thoughts... clean thoughts...

ah much better

'fool”

“chicken.”

“there is a word for this--when a guy mistakenly thinks that all the females want him.......”

“no, being respectable.... I would still like to hike with some of the lovely ladies on this board and don't want to scare them off (I'll have enough time to do THAT on the hike)..

'fool
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“dillusional?

'fool”

“dillusional?

'fool”

“i think it is a particular brand of incurable virus called "Hywayism"...but yeah, dillusional works too.”

“dilussional only has one l i think...and im sooo bored! Its like PERFECT outside today and I have to sit here chained to my desk.

And all my people have left me....:(”

“according to spellcheck it is 'delusional'..

that is why i teach mathamatecks.. my spelling and grammer ain't real well..

'fool”

“my grammer is normally ok, but I admit I can only spell correctly about half the time”

“how 'bout narcissist?”

“how do you spell correctly the other half of the time?

'fool”

“sunny, I don't think narcissist has any 'l's in it.. But I could be wrong..

'fooll”

“not narcisist, because I would be all about meeting YOUR needs before mine.

hey, how delusional can I be when even fool agrees that himaintenance wants me, too.”

“the other half of the time I get lucky I think.

YAY not everyone's gone from this site. It seems to me pple took a siesta after lunch.”

“narcissism /nar·cis·sism/ (nahr´si-sizm) dominant interest in one's self; the state in which the ego is invested in oneself rather than in another person; self-love.narcissis´tic”

“nice odds, so lets you and me hike together twice.”

“If I was into self love i would not need you ladies.”

“LOL! *blushes* The other half of the time that I get lucky....I GET LUCKY WITH SPELLING WORDS CORRECTLY”

“I think delusional is the word best suited to Hyway.....”

“I'm sorry, I misunderstood you.”

““If I was into self love i would not need you ladies.”
hyway
2:10:32 PM
5/01/08


Word on the street is you dont need the ladies ;)”

“I agree, its the ladies that need me. Apparently I can just pick and choose”

“heres that word again :DELUSIONAL. lol.

lol ever seen the movie "10 Things I hate about you?"

Yes, Hyway "[we] want you, [we] need you, oh baby, oh baby."”

“Classical Mythology. a youth who fell in love with his own image reflected in a pool and wasted away from unsatisfied desire, whereupon he was transformed into the flower.

Flower??
I think of HyWay as more of a butterfly than a flower.



Narcissus discovers his image in a pool......and falls in love.”

“Hmm I think of him more as a toadstool but...ok.”

“I have not fallen in love with myself. I can't help that all these women have. I mean I try to be as undesirable as possible and yet it still doesn't keep them away.”

“lol. Well I confess, the pirate pantaloon talk did it for me. LOL>”

“Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?”

“Does that make you a wench?

'fool”

“hmmm, does that mean she tightens nuts?”