Was it good for you Bessie?

“Bestiality charges for cop

Moorestown Police Officer Robert Melia Jr., who is charged with sexually assaulting three girls, is also charged with cruelty to animals by having sex with cows. Authorities say Melia engaged in sex acts involving cows in 2006. Melia and his girlfriend, Heather Lewis, were charged last week with three counts of sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact involving three girls at his home in Pemberton between 2003 and 2006.”

“Try New Joisey. Pemberton, NJ, near Fort Dix, of all places.”

“Oh, well................

I was sure Nimblefoot had a hand in this.”

“"Bessie, show the nice judge where the bad policeman touched you."



”

“LMAO!”

“More Cowbell!!”

“What? were they waiting to see if the cows got pregnant?”

“They are having trouble getting a statement from the cow.”

“Why buy the cow when the milk's free?”

“Oh my goodness....”

“so your saying he was hollering "wheres the beef" while smacking some sirloin?”

“His best defense would be that he was drunk and thought it was his old lady.”

“better stay outta jersey nimble....”