Top 10 Quotes From McCain's Spiritual A dvisers

“1."Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
- Pastor John Hagee in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman (Charisma House, 2005)

2. "The Quran teaches that [all Muslims have a mandate to kill Christians and Jews]. Yes, it teaches that very clearly."
-Pastor John Hagee

3." I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.... I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they are -- were recipients of the judgment of God for that.... There was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other Gay Pride parades.... The Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings punishment sometimes before the day of judgment."
-Pastor John Hagee

4. "The military will have difficultly recruiting healthy and strong heterosexuals for combat purposes. Why? Fighting in combat with a man in your fox hole that has AIDS or is HIV positive is double jeopardy"
- Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

5."It [Gay marriage] will open the door to incest, to polygamy, and every conceivable marriage arrangement demented minds can possibly conceive. If God does not then punish America, He will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah."
-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

6. "It is impossible to call yourself a Christian and defend homosexuality. There is no justification or acceptance of homosexuality.... Homosexuality means the death of society because homosexuals can recruit, but they cannot reproduce."
-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

7. "Only a Spirit-filled woman can submit to her husband's lead. It is the natural desire of a woman to lead through feminine manipulation of the man. .... Fallen women will try to dominate the marriage. The man has the God-given role to be the loving leader of the home"
-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

8. "I cannot tell you how important it is that we understand the true nature of Islam, that we see it for what it really is. In fact, I will tell you this: I do not believe our country can truly fulfill its divine purpose until we understand our historical conflict with Islam. I know that this statement sounds extreme, but I do not shrink from its implications. The fact is that America was founded, in part, with the intention of seeing this false religion destroyed, and I believe September 11, 2001, was a generational call to arms that we can no longer ignore."
-Parsley in Silent No More (Charisma House, 2005)

9. "Gay sexuality inevitably involves brutal physical abusiveness and the unnatural imposition of alien substances into internal organs, orally and anally, that inevitably suppress the immune system and heighten susceptibility to disease."
-Parsley in Silent No More (Charisma House, 2005)

10. "Only 1 percent of the homosexual population in America will die of old age. The average life expectancy for a homosexual in the United States of America is 43 years of age. A lesbian can only expect to live to be 45 years of age. Homosexuals represent 2 percent of the population, yet today they're carrying 60 percent of the known cases of syphilis."


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“Let's have debates-NOT the candidates, but the holy ones that control their thinking. My pastor has a machine gun, verbal that is.”

“Out of context. Did you hear the whole sermon? We as Americans need to move beyond these tactics.

[Repeat as many times as needed until the issue goes away]”

“I didn't know there was any conection between hagee and mccain. Is there any?”

“mccain asked/begged hagee for an endorsement to appease the ultra/religious right. But to claim any relationship outside of a poilitically expedient one defies reality. Its not like he sat in the pew of his church. And for the record I think obama is gettinga raw deal with his nut job pastor (though it is entertaining)”

“typical vile”

“As a new guy who has no idea who you people are, and therefore totally unbiased here, that first guy got totally owned. Man oh man. It's like he wasn't thinking or anything. Poor guy.”

“No, no, don't feel bad---it happens to him all the time.”

“Viles stuff makes sense alot of the time, but he's not as wrong as the rest of this bunch ,so don't listen to anyone other than me, cause 'I'm the truth ,the whole truth and nothin' but the truth'.”

“Hikenman, the truth is I'm just as big a liar as all the rest around here. But, whenever Hairbow scratches the strings , all the neo-cockroachs come out of the woodwork and howl like hungry dogs for days. See, I already lied when I told you I was a liar.
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“Birch is correct - McCain actively sought Hagee's endorsement.

Just read through the guy's own words and decide for yourself if that displays good judgement by McCain.”

““Birch is correct - McCain actively sought Hagee's endorsement.

Sure he did, he's a politician & they're all going to try to get as many endorsements as they can. There's still a HUGE difference between getting an endorsement from someone like Hagee & being a member of a church run by Wright for 20 years & calling himn your spiritual mentor.

My point is that there's very little correlation between McCain getting Hagees endorsement & Obama's long-term relationship with the whacko Wright. You're trying to compare an apple with an orange.”

“Apples and oranges go to brainwash schools so they can lie to the public, but when they tell the truth we toss them under the bus?”

“I think I make amazing points, but really red skies bleed baskets of oysters.”

“Just read through the guy's own words and decide for yourself if that displays good judgement by McCain.”
Reverend Truth V Wicked

I am not suggesting that pandering is excercising good judgement(nor do I support hagees opinions)I do however recognize this as what it is, politics, not McCains spritual relationship(s) or spiritual life. there is a large difference between this and Obamas deal. The thread title misses that point entirely.”

“Degrees of slease

if it's cheaper than gas

I'll take a gallon please.

Man, I'm somehow not feeling as lonely out here on Pt. Nonsense as before I cleaned my glasses.”

“Hagee: Jews Have Dead Souls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju_8Sjdw_aQ”

“Did you hear the WHOLE sermon? Then that answers that question, doesn't it? Oh wait, that was Wright's answer. Heehee!”