Alien Trash

“gosh darn it, they should make illegal immigration against the law”

“I'm not going to state my position either way on illegal immigration, but there are people who are U.S. Citizens that leave trash for others to pick up also.”

““I'm not going to state my position either way on illegal immigration, but there are people who are U.S. Citizens that leave trash for others to pick up also.”
tenjen
8:02:52 AM
5/07/08

That was my thoughts !!!”

“dang it, when crossing the desert to sneak into the US can't these people practice LNT rules?

I say that when INS does a round-up, the bus should make a detour on its way back to mexico so those being sent back can clean these places up and carry the crap back to mexico.”

“Drives me nuts whenever I see a passport carrying gen-u-ine Americano throwing ciggy butts out the window whilst driving.....hence....a loud blowing horn commences with a wagging of a finger or 3....”

“good for you, loopey!”

“you must go into hysterics when you see one on the trail.”

“I don't know about loopey, but I go into hysterics when I see aliens, trash or ciggy butts on the trail :)”

“The problem illegals fly in with sets of acceptable faux documents and a full knowledge of all government programs.”

“I wonder if its even possible for you to stick to the question at hand. has that ever happened?”

“Reminds me of one of the stories in Arlo Guthrie's song Alice's restaurant:

He stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go over and sit down on that bench that says 'Group W'."

And I walked over to the bench there, and there's... Group W is where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime.

There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin' people on the bench there . . . there was mother-rapers . . . father-stabbers . . . father-rapers! FATHER-RAPERS sittin' right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible and crime fightin' guys were sittin' there on the bench, and the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one . . . the meanest father-raper of them all . . . was comin' over to me, and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to me. He said, "Kid, what'd you get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "Litterin'"' . . . . And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, "And creatin' a nuisance . . . " And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench talkin' about crime, mother-stabbin', father-rapin', . . . all kinds of groovy things that we was talkin' about on the bench, and everything was fine.”

“Of course this really isn't about littering, its about how the professional smugglers of illegal immigrants screw the US and the immigrants by forcing them to abandon almost all their stuff after they cross the border. But I couldn't resist posting about Arlo's tale of hanging with the mother-rapers . . . father-stabbers . . . and father-rapers!”

“

He also throws cig butts out the window of his spaceship.”

“ewww. I especially hate it when aliens throw ciggy butts out of their spaceship!”

“Beorge Gush, our Martian president was gona order ash trays from some earth military, but they were 600 bucks.”

“Well, then what costs more? The aliens or the ash trays?”

“The ash trays, a Martian goes for 599 Marlboros.”

“Guess we don't need to keep complaining bout the aliens then. I'm waiting for a candidate to say "Vote for me, I'll buy cheap ash trays!" I won't vote for anyone else...”

“Watch out, you may get one with a burned out Clinton butt in it.hehe
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“Nice Cthulhu costume. Even the eyes light up.”

“That ain't nuthin! Psycho Squirrel is the worst litterbug of the lot. Half eaten tomatoes, nut shells, bits of nest ... he's a real mess. He steals the tomatoes, God knows where he gets the nuts, and the bits of nest are stolen from all over the neighborhood. I've reported him to the police I don't know how many times, and they can't catch him in the act. And then there are Dunkin Donuts wrappers all over the place as well. Not to mention the little wires from the Taser guns when they try to shoot birds and the stray cat, which is always carrying dead things onto the lawn and leaving them there.”

“What's this world coming to????”

“It is called Job security. The illegals know the US is going to pay someone to clean up their mess.”

“Well that job is recession-proof!”

“Speaking of jobs and illegals, do construction jobs lost for illegals show up on unemployment figures?”

“A construction worker who is out of work will show up on unemployment figures.”

“an illegal construction worker is already a job lost to an American worker. So why count something that wasn't be counted anyway”

“In Cal the employers (subcontractors)were just as illegal as the employees, but still the loss of those ghost jobs displays a worsening economy that doesn't appear on the books( eventhough most $s were going out of country.”

“so we should count them now as a reflection of the economy and compare that to times when we didn't count them and say now is worse?”