Taze me, Bro

“Hmmm, wonder if I caould test one on my boss?”

“What could possibly go wrong with a test like that?”

“I thought this was going to be another Rick Sanchez story ----”

“mnay departments require officers who carry a tazer to be shot first as part of training to ensure that they know what they are inflicting upon others. I can dig it. Only thing that beats seeing someone tazed is good old fashioned tear gas.”

“'many' is an advertising weasel-word.

Remember the Bamboo Steamer --- !     < WINK >”

“That is correct Birch. Also we had to be exposed to mace if we wanted to carry it.”

“by many tilt I mean every single law enforcement officer I know. I hope the clarification doesnt skew your preconceptions and obvious snobbery.”

“Don't get your panties in a wad ----”

“mmmmmm wadded panties”

“I dont wear panties tilt, I wear manties. big difference.”

“I used to love going through the gas chamber once a year in the Army. I miss it so much. I still think that's how my sinuses got screwed up.”

“When Geobeet was in the army they still used mustard gas”

“Ding Ding Ding - wrong!

We used CS.

Mustard gas was something you got after eating in the mess hall.”

“All Quiet on the Western Front ---”

“Why is t*ltypoo so down on cops all the time? Have they tasered him several times?

Maybe t*lt's a Waffle House waiter?



Waffle House waiter says cop zapped him.Gwinnett officer was charged, while two sergeants resigned.

http://www.ajc.com/services/content/printedition/2009/07/03/taser0703.html
last edited: 7/03/09 7:18:31 AM”

“Seems to me that the officers involved got pretty much what they deserved.”

“Yep.”

“"Startled" kids in arcade get anti-drug lesson as police tase naked 19-year-old who thinks he's the Terminator

A man who ran naked through the Stateline casino core was subdued by a Taser on Tuesday before a group of “startled” children in the Harrah's Lake Tahoe casino arcade.

Sean Stanley Smith, 19, was jailed on charges of indecent exposure and resisting a peace officer.

He reportedly told officers he had ingested marijuana and LSD, and was running naked because he thought he was “the Terminator.”

A deputy patrolling the casino core at 1:45 p.m. Tuesday was waved down by a motorist who said there was a naked man running in front of the Marriott across the Nevada/California state line.The deputy, traveling west on Highway 50 in front of Harrah's, saw the naked suspect running in front of the Pony Express statue.

The suspect ignored the officer's command to stop and ran inside the casino.

The deputy grabbed his Taser and entered the casino with South Lake Tahoe police officers who had been searching for the suspect.

Smith reportedly ran into the arcade, startling the children who were playing video games.

The deputy deployed his Taser with a “touch stun” which failed to subdue the suspect. The second time, Smith went to the ground and was handcuffed.

Harrah's security provided bedsheets to cover Smith and he was taken to security in a wheelchair.

He reportedly told officers he had ingested marijuana and LSD.

Paramedics took Smith the Barton Memorial Hospital for treatment. He was issued a hospital gown and taken to Douglas County Jail.

http://www.recordcourier.com/article/20090703/NEWS/907029986/1049”