EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!

“Lefties and Righties and In-Betweenies, submit your favorite links to news of impending doom---or whatever comes close.


Number one:

NASA warming scientist: 'This is the last chance'

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i3NLY5naFMJIsbKHNeiWIKMTsEiQD91G3IBG0”

“Holy crap! I haven't even had a chance to spend my stimulus check yet!”

“And to think that all the taxes I've paid on my carbon contributions haven't provided me with an Iraqi tour, EVEN!”

“http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/06/25/o.be.spa.savvy/index.html

OH MY GOD!!!!! Do I take it all off, or do I leave my thong on?”

“Mmmm, a facial sounds nice.”

“The end of the world is coming.











In a few billion years if not sooner.”

“My family is reproducing!








Enough said”

“Thbbbpt”

“The Sun Is Dead And Global Cooling Is Here

Sorokhtin believes that a lack of sunspots does indicate a coming cooling period based on certain past trends and early records. In fact, he calls manmade climate change "a drop in the bucket" compared to the fierce and abrupt cold that can potentially be brought on by inactive solar phases.”

“Hey, my grandfather told me the end of the world is going to happen in September. Jehovah Witness' are never wrong you know. ;-)”

“"Jehovah Witness' are never wrong you know. ;-)"

And............their church buildings have no windows.
I'm no expert but the few I've seen are that way.”

“What do they need windows for? They're never in them. They're out knocking on people's doors.”

“Or maybe they are buck naked in there.........hmmmmmmm?”

““Hey, my grandfather told me the end of the world is going to happen in September."

Did he say what day? I wanna make sure to work my schedule around it.
last edited: 6/25/08 1:20:53 PM”

“Will it be televised?”

“Oh...I hope there's fireworks!”

“I heard the first 50 people to get on the big bus win a prize.”

“Relax. The end of the world is sure to be televised live. Nobody will miss it.”

“Darn, I had my heart set on the Winter Solstice in 2012 (21 December, 7:29:12 am EST).   Either that, or when the Sun swells into a red giant and boils away the oceans in seven billion years or so.

Have you ever heard that routine from Beyond The Fringe?   LMAO

Oh,   Here Ya Go.....”

“Homeland Security Alert! 

Buy a handcrank radio from Newsmax, Dammit!”

“Wow, I like the fact that if there's an emergency it's ok because I got Newsmax magazine free for four months.”

“Now, exactly is all this going to happen? Before or after we get hit by the monster asteroid?”

“You might just have a bad day and get whacked by a little one.....

http://www.meteoriteguy.com/carancasfall.htm”

“"We're toast if we don't get on a very different path," Hansen

...I prefer to be a cinnamon raisin bagel...

:)”

“Would you settle for fruitcake?”

“OK, now that I'm online at home I went to Noncon's link. WTF? What kind of scientist says, "We're toast if we don't...". We're toast? Is this guy like the Jeff Spicoli of NASA or what?”

“Oh no ... naked pages!”

“Some folks in the third world are about to be completely screwed fairly soon.   Consider the towns and villages whose water supply comes from the glaciers that are melting away.   When the glaciers are gone they become ghost towns.”

“http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/weather/06/27/north.pole.melting/index.html

What about Santa???????”

“Consider the towns and villages whose water supply comes from the glaciers that are melting away. When the glaciers are gone they become ghost towns.”
tiltTiltBLAM
12:59:19 PM
6/26/08


Which towns and villages?”

“Locusts are moving north from Central America, too.

Gotta love that Biblical Deeeestruction.   Makes ya wanna write a check to a tv precher ----”

“"Which towns and villages?"

Uh............those that have been getting their fresh water from glacier melt for hundreds of years...............if not thousands.

GOGGLE glaciers, I suppose.”

“I've never heard of a google glacier before. Sounds big.”

“When Is That Clown Gonna Blow The Trumpet Already??”

“Oh Oh...Obama lied again.”

“When is that strumpet gonna ... oops!”

“Boss just left for vacation. I'm in charge for the next 2 weeks. Is everyone scared now?”

“1. Make claim.

2. Don't support claim.

3. Tell others who question claim:

a. 'you are obviously a non-believer so I won't waste my time supporting my claim', or
b. 'look up the information yourself.'

4. Continue to make more unsubstantiated claims as if nothing ever happened and hope no one noticed.”

“Ha! That's what you say!”

“What the hell are you talkin' about Nincomformist?

Glaciers are melting faster than previously recorded and in some places disappearing.

That is true whether I say so or not.

Politics 000:

1. Deny or question any information that does not conform to that political point of view which the fringe right talking heads are blabbering about.
2. Claim weather and climate data that does not conform to your point of view is "politicizing" the issue.
3. Denounce the source as politically motivated to "substantiate" your claims of politicization.
4. Chase your tail and fiddle while Rome burns and blame it on the Barbarians, or terrorists in this modern age.

Zacko Lumbrewski, I am already scared.
When does the party start?”

“1. Deny or question any information that does not conform to that political point of view which the fringe right talking heads are blabbering about.
2. Claim weather and climate data that does not conform to your point of view is "politicizing" the issue.
3. Denounce the source as politically motivated to "substantiate" your claims of politicization.
4. Chase your tail and fiddle while Rome burns and blame it on the Barbarians, or terrorists in this modern age.
MarkO
12:53:39 PM
6/27/08


Other than #1, 2, and 3 in which you project thoughts like Y2 and Tilt, #4 pretty much fits the thread. Thanks for putting us back on track.


PS: true or not, I asked "which towns?" You all sure jump into hissy fits if someone asks a question. If you don't know the answer just say you don't know.”

“Swim Santa, swim for your life!!!!!


http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/51790,1,1.php#1763641”

“I can't name any towns off the top of my head.

That does not compute into there being none.

Fine!!!
I'll GOOGLE the hell out of it!”

“My elvepack has no igloo glasier.”

“http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/05/0501_020502_himalaya.html

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/08/01/MN2VRAKIH2.DTL

http://pubs.acs.org/subscribe/journals/esthag-w/2007/sept/science/ee_glaciermelt.html

PS: true or not, I asked "which towns?" You all sure jump into hissy fits if someone asks a question. If you don't know the answer just say you don't know.

Your's is a passive/agressive form of denial and denuciation.”

“oops --- Feeding the trolls again.”

“Yum yum!”

“oops --- Feeding the trolls again.”
tiltTiltBLAM
1:14:16 PM
6/27/08


Aaaaaaaand CUT! Beautiful, Tilt! Right on cue and your line, as always, was memorized perfectly! Well done.”