I am a bad man

“I have forsaken you all simply because I do not backpack anymore. I am sorry, my friends. I feel very bad about it. But rest assured, I think about you all a lot, especially the young hot females. And well, the older hot females too. And some of you guys that I have backpacked with, although not in the same way I think about the women. Mmmmm. Women.

Wonder if my wife is asleep yet?”

“Hugs....
Please come & visit us!!!!
...I miss your humor....”

“
        "Mom!   Dad!   It's concentrated evil!   Don't touch it!"

                        < boom >

”

“Hey man, are are things? We were in your neck of the woods last week. Drove down to Sarasota with the family.”

“He lives. The world is back in balance now.”

“What would it take to get ya on a trip bit?”

“he's not back until i get a good weird news story or kewl link


the only TT'er I slept outside there house before i met them, i didn't get his liver and we hiked many times.

We'll have to do lunch or something when we visit mrs opies parents....can we tell mrs. opie to hooters?”

“bit - nice to hear from you! Hope all is well!”

“Hi, Bit!”

“Hey bit, nice to see an old name pop up!”

“Yo Bit!”

“Yes indeed.
You are a very very bad man and should be punished. As a matter of fact, I think you need a spanking.

And lookie here, the TT ladies are lining up to do the spanking.





Waitaminute.....nope it's just the trolls.
Anywho, enjoy.”

“Glad to see you around.


WK - bit's in north Alabama.”

“I know, but I was close.”

“Bitpusher?

Say what?”

“is he gone already?”